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Carpie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I dont log on much to Myspace.com (DUH!) as you may notice due to the time it takes me to respond to ur message / comment or the time frame from the "last log on date" sooooooo if you really wanna contact me you can EMAIL ME (see below for my emails, and NOTE do NOT put something in the subject line that could make me mistake it as SPAM i delete it with out thought heh. just to warn ya. From: Childmangler the FRIENDLY neighborhood babyeater
I have a very dark / morbid / taboo and yet some how always goofy sense of humor Yet i know when to supress my darkside. I consider my self to be kind/nice and understanding but I guess thats up for yall to decide. I like: Animals/music and more msg me on AIM or here or VIA email for more info on any subject here or a subject not mentioned due too im being lazy and not adding any more here for now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> Typed to me in .
i like your mind it's pretty in here lol
by *name omitted* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
"Babies: they're chewable!" -sign in I Feel Sick
Revelation: if babies are chewable and so is asprin why dont we have baby shaped asprin?! - Quote by ME
"On a crowded street, I could drain a flower vendor of all his blood, and not get caught!! People would scream and vomit, and yet, somehow, I would walk away unscathed. I could do that!! ...Oh, wait....I did do that!!" -Johnny, in JtHM .3
"I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom......" -GIR
GIR: YAY!
Zim: No, GIR, that’s bad.
Yay! I’m gonna be sick!” –GIR
"Zim: GIR how did you run of fuel!?"
GIR: I emptied my tanks
ZIM: Why?
GIR: “Duh! To make room for Tuna!” *as GIR proceeds to shoot TUNA out his jets into his mouth*
I put alot of emphasis on personality being necessary for a truley compatible acquantiance, friendship, or even beyond friendship due to no matter how (describing words of appearance here) somebody is if they are a complete asshole / bitch and nothing more I wont get along w/ them and will want nothing to do w/ them.
Msg me on AIM at: Childmangler (no i dont really mangle children it is a JOKE, yes its a dark joke deal w/ it.) or try me on Yahoo messenger at: mcarpenter60604
Email: [email protected] OR Email: [email protected]
My Yahoo Screen name is: Chi1dm4n613r @yahoo.com
Actually suprisingly enough the acronym WAS pretty accurate, for a random word generator but i updated it.
C Cuddly (Only to the right person)
H Helpful (if i can i will try to aid)
I Inveteratist
L Lazy (when i want to be)
D Defedater
M Mischievous (Indeed i am)
A Aquabib
N Novaturient
G Gross
L Lucky (yup, i find all the pyschos)
E Extreme (if by dark humor then yes)
R Relaxed (on everything)
Mors
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Somebody w/ a Dark or Goofy or Wierd, sarcastic, morbid sense of humor. (others accepted as well just msg me and find out, what can it hurt?) that is laid back when they dont need to be too serious. and serious when they should be.
If your a GAmer that is very nice if not oh well ill live, I know enough gamers as it.an easygoing individual whos tolerant and patient. most quirks /. "obsessions" ill deal w/ easily.
I prefer an odd / wierd / bizzare person or just a goofy person, specificly for the sake that it makes things more interesting and so i dont have to pretend to be who i am NOT (aka NORMAL). Thus i wont scare you once you see my dark humor (yes it does scare some :) , but i wont change who i am just because i scare SOME, i choose to seek out those who will accept me for who i AM.

FEMALES: If you dont consider your self a supermodel or the "perfect weight" dont worry. I wont judge you based on weight i look for something deeper, specificly PERSONALTY. so i you have a good one there are no worries that you wont be accepted by me.

MALES: see the females one above . im being lazy here goes exactly the SAME message as above excepte w/ some rewording to apply to males. but since im being lazy too bad.

My Blog

funny story at work

yesterday i tried faxing somethign to a client where i work, foreign document..........we dont knwo what its for.............so...........i left thinking id get it faxed tommorow for it didnt seemlike...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Oct 2004 07:20:00 GMT

CHOCOLATE

CHOCOLATE! proably the BEST food on the entire planet in my opinion. specificly DARK chocolate with some sort of nut in it (almonds, walnuts, pecans, ....etc). The nuts can be removed and it can st...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Sep 2004 09:57:00 GMT

comp fixed! yay! here is hwo it was done for future reference

***NOTE*** I am no computer expert I am just retelling what I had happen to me and how I fixed my problem (with the aid of some very kind and knowing people). This is not a guranteed fix but it did wo...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Aug 2004 10:07:00 GMT

"funny" opinion on a "funny" song name

it makes me think about the president. *evil grin* I like it. ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: mike Date: Aug 20, 2004 03:15 PM Six Feet Under - band [01] Impulse T...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Aug 2004 17:34:00 GMT

YAY satan loves me!!

see comment
Posted by on Thu, 19 Aug 2004 14:50:00 GMT

too many people from CA (move to chicago)

Why i gods name are 90% or more of the people i see here (not that i see excessivly many but the ones i do see) are from CA..............its fucking insane. cant anybody be near CHICAGO?! apparently...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Aug 2004 06:50:00 GMT

grrr being lonely sucks

grr being lonely sucks. and im bored but mainly lonely.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Aug 2004 04:39:00 GMT

Blah........................Blah

Why must one feel so Blah and not beable to do jack and or shit about it? why. im not my usual happy upbeat self................arg, badness. Pinche cosas. adios for now
Posted by on Mon, 02 Aug 2004 06:08:00 GMT

solution to gun violence(to others)

Go to the following link below and post comments as to your opinion on my opinion. that being that the item portrayed in the picture would/ and will be the solution to ALL violent crimes done w/ gun...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jul 2004 13:53:00 GMT

Dont know what the hell to do

Im not sure what to do w/ what is on my mind.................wether or not to take action or to wait.............this is annoying.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jul 2004 16:47:00 GMT