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J Ryan

HORN IF YOUR HONKY

About Me

IM JUST YOUR AVERAGE TATTOO SPORTIN, HAIR GREASIN, HOT RODDIN, GUITAR SHREDDIN, HARD WORKIN, MONEY SPENDIN, SUSHI EATIN, MOTORCYCLE CHOPPIN, TAKIN A KICKIN, AND KEEP ON LICKIN, WHITE KNUCKLE, BLUE COLLAR MAN.

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My Interests

ANYTHING MECHANICAL, THINGS THAT GO BANG, GASOLINE, HOT RODS, MOONWALKING (LIKE JACKSON NOT ARMSTRONG), DRAG RACING, MIDDLE FINGER POINTING, PROCRASTINATING REVOLUTIONARYS, CRUMPIN, 60'S, AND 70'S STYLE CHOPPERS, SATAN WORSHIPING VEGAN CONSERVATIVES, SHREDDING GUITAR LICKS, MELTED METAL, BOOBS, SHIGGLES, LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, DONKY BACK RIDING, GIRLS WHO WHEAR BANNANA CLIPS IN THEIR HAIR, TAZMANIAN DEVILS HOLDING REBEL FLAGS, AND EGGS FRIED IN BACON GREASE TOGETHER WITH THE BACON ON A SANDWICH THAT WAS ALSO FRIED IN BACON GREASE.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: j ryan a.
Birthday: 7-9-77
Birthplace: daytona
Current Location: trashville
Eye Color: do do brown
Hair Color: greasy
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: work shoes baby $10 wallmart velcrow yeah
Your Weakness: gasoline
Your Fears: stirafoam peanuts
Your Perfect Pizza: greek w/meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: try to be more bodacious!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: instant what?
Thoughts First Waking Up: snooz
Your Best Physical Feature: hairy toes
Your Bedtime: depends
Your Most Missed Memory: if i missed a memory i wouldnt remember it would i
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: coke
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocnilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: shitfuckgoddamnsumbitch yep
Do you Sing: switchblade cadillac
Do you Shower Daily: only on tuesdays
Have you Been in Love: I dont know have you
Do you want to go to College: not anymore
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: yeah huh
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: smokin
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yes um
Do you like Thunderstorms: when im not riding
Do you play an Instrument: switchblade cadillac
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: pbpbshhh!
Ever been called a Tease: no giggidy giggidy
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: uh huh
How do you want to Die: i dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: young
What country would you most like to Visit: brazil
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I'd like to meet:

BETTIE PAGE, NORMA JEAN, B. ARTHUR, UNCLE JESSE, AND TONY MONTANA.

Music:

YEAH HUH Check out this MySpace MP3 Player !

Movies:

YEP.

Television:

NO THANKS, WELL MAYBE A LITTLE.

Books:

THE HAYNES MANUALS, THE DICTIONARY, PARTS CATALOGS, AND THE OUTSIDERS.

Heroes:

MOM, DAD, CHOPPER DAVE, CC DEVILLE, EVIL KENIEVEL, RICKY BOBBY, ELVIS, AND THAT GUY WHOS DAUGHTERS ARM GOT BIT OFF BY A SHARK SO HE RESCUED HIS DOUGHTER THEN SWAM BACK OUT IN THE OCEAN AND DRAGGED THE SHARK OUT OF THE WATER, KILLED IT DEAD, CUT IT OPEN, GOT HIS DOUGHTERS ARM BACK, AND HAD IT SEWN BACK ON. YEAH NO SHIT THAT DUDE RULES. OH YEAH, THAT HOMER SIMPSON LOOKING GUY THAT USE TO TAKE CANNONBALLS TO HIS BIG FAT BELLY ALL JIGGLIN AROUND IN SLO MOTION ON BLACK, AND WHITE FILM. REMEMBER HIM? HE WAS COOL.

My Blog

confussious say

he who stand on toilet, high on pot.
Posted by J Ryan on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:14:00 PST

confussious say

 go to bed with itchy but, wake up with stinky finger
Posted by J Ryan on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:12:00 PST