April ONeil - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My life is largely defined by the people I care about. If it weren't for friends, family, and those that I respect outside the aforementioned people... well, I'd probably still be taking low saturation photos of dead fields and writing poems where my greatest intellectual thrill is finding words that rhyme with "shell" and "forget." As it stands I tend to be a much more cheery person. If you want to know more about me you'll probably have to ask the people I hang around, because I'm no good at defining myself in a box.
I like to cook. I like to tell bad jokes. I like to write long feminist rants on websites full of ignorant dickholes like Gaiaonline.com. I like to memorize words to songs that have a lot of fast lyrics like "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies or "$1000 Grape Drive-By" by Be Brave Bold Robot. Mostly, I think the simple things are the things that keep me happiest.
Often times I find myself in the position of care-taker/mom for some of my friends, which is odd because I have no clue what to do with this. My apartment has become a hostel for those who can't go home. I lecture and worry and enable bad habits, but strive to do it all better next time.
My goal in this life is to write. As often as I can about as much as I can. To write and to be read. And, of course, to bed your mom.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

New friends. Not that my old friends aren't good enough, but new friends on top of the rad old friends would be the best answer to this section. I also want to meet that one kid Gabriel Kroener or whatever his name is from the movie "Trekkies" so I can punch him in the face. Seriously. He reminds me of all of those nerds that I hang out with on occaision, but only the worst qualities of all of them. And his stupid mullet? Elitest attitude? Fucking loser. And I really want to meet anyone who would help me get published, because seriously guys, that would be fuckin' sweet. O, and probably Peter David. He says when he's doing signings and shit when someone comes up and says that they want to be a writer someday he always leaves a comment of the like of "Good luck with your writing career." See, several decade ago he was at a convention and got a book signed by Stephen King, who wrote that comment. Now Peter David is one of the greatest comic writers alive, good luck, eh? Peter David totally owns.

My Blog

No Fear Ides

I just got done reading a whole bunch of my old blogs, as well as a bunch of blogs from various people close to me. It's really odd. Although it did remind me that hey, March is coming up, which for J...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:00:00 GMT

End ’O Year Meme (Watch for Rambles)

I tend to do at least one end of the year meme. I also tend to ramble.END OF THE YEAR MEME: Songs that represent the year: 1. "It Will Be Alright" - The Pasties... when I was going through my legal ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Things This Winter

1. Working on the caroling project. I have a feel for the melodies of both the songs I'll be arranging (don't know if I would do more than 2). At the end of the month I'm going to start bugging people...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:43:00 GMT

Attempts Made at my Sanity

I'm fairly sure that anyone who reads my blog (Kelso) has already heard the big news that's been happening with me lately. Gaura was arrested and put in jail until... well, we don't know when until be...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:37:00 GMT

Things You Might Know About Me

I stole this from Lady Goosieus’s blog, thought it seemed like kinda a fun thing to do...--I say I’m not superstitious, but I cross my fingers whenever I really want something to happen. S...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:44:00 GMT

My Life in Music

So I can’t really resist writing a blog about my autobiographical playlist, so I’m leaving the player on random and I’m going to write the juicy details about the next really juicy s...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:40:00 GMT

The Status Quo

You know, it’s odd, from where I was months ago, I kinda feel like I’m getting back on track to the normal status quo. Maybe it’s just that I’ve been watching "Scrubs" clips fo...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:59:00 GMT

More of Larry’s Story

I'm having a hard time finishing this, but I'm almost there and I know the way it's going to end, but I want to get the end just right. So I'll put up more of this here and then you can tell me what y...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 23:43:00 GMT

We are the Knights Who Say Ni-Braska

Honestly, I don't know why I'm writing a blog and not taking a shower, but that can come later, and when Kelso gets home he's going to want his computer back. So on to the subject: Nebraska. I'm havin...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:42:00 GMT

Cornhole?

So I went online last night and bought a real and bonafide plane ticket for Nebraska. I'm flying out of Sacramento on the 21st and coming back to that airport a week later. How fucking awesome is this...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:37:00 GMT