Jon Cowboy and Sylvester Anfang started a punk band for a laugh, one hot and boring summer. Things got a little serious when they were being offered gigs before they even had a band, songs, or knew how to play their instruments. Various people who couldn't play got together (the exception being Deadloss Dick whom they conned into joining). This much is true. The aim of the band was to get poon-tang, free drugs and booze. This plan failed miserably as most of the time they had to buy their own fucking beer, hence why you shouldn't get upset if you ask em to play without offering a couple of beers each or some transport money, and they end up drinking our own stash, like you, the stupid cunt at Pleasure Unit.
Kind things some people and the press have said about OiZ II Men
"Their unique stlye of punk-rock shows give two fingers to the growing mainstream of fashion punkers and rockers"(ents24 / visitLondon)
"I want OiZ II Men to sing at my Bar Mitzvah and I would pay them a lot of money to have sex with my really, really old wife." (Jon Lydon)
"Och aye, OiZ II Men mon dinnae teek no prisnarse, aye, I le'em fuck me in the erse numerous times mon, only theer coacks are big enough to fit in my hudge, gaping anus" (Wattie Buchan, the Exploited)
"If music be the food of love, let OiZ II Men be sucked off by all of my female relatives and cover their faces in copious amounts of thick, hot spunk" (Dimebag Darrell R.I.P)
"Every time I listen to OiZ II Men and look at pictures of them, my cunt gets so wet that you can see my juices oozing through my jeans" (Duffy)
"I am an enormous fraud and so is the whole straight edge movement, and I want you all to know that I am a boring and pretentious tossbag with no sense of humour but at least I'm not down with Avril Lavigne and I can still remember tasting all of OiZ II Men's puckered anuses" (Ian Mackaye, Fugazi, Minor Threat and U2)
"Ian Mackaye is totally down with me. I cannot walk for another week because of a rather messy, loud and utterly debauched session I had with OiZ II Men last night, I would never have thought I'd be able to fit two cocks that big in my mouth, but I managed it thanks to them." (Avril Lavigne)
"We have been wasting our time being alive" (The NME)
"Pop punk is fucking rubbish and really gay, but OiZ II Men make their brand of pop punk sound like God cumming all over my tits" (Archbishop Rowan Williams)
Come to our gigs and get drunk, normally we play places where getting pissed is quite reasonable. In any case, if you want a sip of White Lightning or something stronger, you can always try and ask us, we usually have a stash somewhere.
Wally Skint and Sylvester Anfang say "Wuuuurgh, grim and necro frostbitten grimness all round please".
