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EL MILKIO

long back hair is nothing to be scared of

About Me

ezeenow! i'm a photographer living near manchester and live with lovely mandy (my mrs). we have no kids but we do have a naughty rabbit called arthur. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator
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My Interests

photography, drinking, smoking, sitting, chewing my beard

I'd like to meet:

younger me to give myself a ruddy good talking to eric cantona stephen hawkings r2d2 i have met ruud van nistelrooy (just before he left united), christiano ronaldo (just before he knocked england out of world cup) and kylie (just before she got breast cancer). notice a pattern? hoping to meet george bush and roman abramovich asap.

Music:

radiohead, orbital, pink floyd, the pixies, chemical bros, doves, elbow, kings of leon, ian brown, cypress hill, anything thats not poo poo.

Movies:

pulp fiction, clockwork orange, withnail and i, nepolian dynamite,

Television:

big brother, not a lot else

Books:

anything by irvine welsh, iain banks, aldous huxley, anthony burgess. don't do much reading cos i'm too busy chewing my hairy beard

Heroes:

roy keane, cantona,mark hughes, bevis and butthead, homer,

My Blog

advantages of being hairy (or Hairy men are people too)

1. it's like wearing thermal longjohns at all times. sometimes this is a drawback, summer mainly, but for at least four months being a primate is an advantage. however global warmi...
Posted by EL MILKIO on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:35:00 PST

back to life back to reality

well. what can i say, i'm back and it's rubbish. two weeks of doing nothing more strenuous than a bit of snorkeling and quiz night (we came second, i thought i'd get that in early) and its back to rai...
Posted by EL MILKIO on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:05:00 PST

hangover

i am very hung over this morning. i am so hung over that my hands are shaking as i write this. i'm lying on the sofa and even though i've got a blanket over me and i'm sweating pure alcohol i'm still ...
Posted by EL MILKIO on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:16:00 PST

MY FIRST BLOG

 MY FIRST BLOG (or whatever) by EL MILKIO aka dervid d'eccles III WHATAGWAN? bear with me if this is crap cos as the title indicates this is indeed my first blog. so i'm gonna giving you an insig...
Posted by EL MILKIO on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:05:00 PST