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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF -The Survey
Name: D, Dawn, Livi,Mckenna, Mickey, WEDNESDAY
Birthday: HALLOWEEN'86
Birthplace: Milan Italy
Current Location: P-Cola!!!
EyeColor: brown
Hair Color: whatevercolor i dye it
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: brazilian italian russian
TheShoes You Wore Today: i dont have feet
Your Weakness: when i find one i'll letcha know
Your Fears: same as above buddy
Your Perfect Pizza: ham mushrooms onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: MOVE OUT OF MOMSHOUSE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instantmessenger: "word"
Thoughts First Waking Up: why am iawake
Your Best Physical Feature: i'm atotal fuckin package baby
Your Bedtime: wheni'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: hangin withCarrie
Pepsi or Coke: spit
MacDonalds or Burger King: Checkers
Single or Group Dates: orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: urine
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: just gimme thecaffeine
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: when nobody is around
Do you Shower Daily: i'm wet right now
Have you Been in Love: whats love?
Do you want to go to College: not really
Do you want to get Married: not really
Do you belive in yourself: not really
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: are you fuckinkidding? i'd do me
Are you a Health Freak: sorta
Do you get along with yourParents: mom = no, dad = his little angel
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: yup i'm a pro with the meat flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have youSmoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no comment
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have youeaten a box of Oreos: hell no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hellno
In the past month have you been onStage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: yup
In the past month have yougone Skinny Dipping: nope :(
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nocomment
Ever been Drunk: why drink if youre not gonna get drunk???
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: i do the ass whippin
Ever Shoplifted: no comment
Howdo you want to Die: i'm not gonna die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i still cant answer this
What country would you most like to Visit: BRASIL!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: taller than me
Weight: heavier than me
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: icant remember
Number of CDs I own: who needs cd's? i have limewire!
Number of Piercings: just ears
Number of Tattoos: none but i can give them
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i cant count that high
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100 NINJA FACTS
1. Ninjas dont ever sweat.
2. Bullets cant kill a ninja. Ninjas kill bullets.
3. Ninjas don't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Ninjas.
4. Ninjas can catch bullets in their teeth.
5. Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja. Regular humans are useless against them.
6. Ninjas can live in your house secretly for days.
7. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.
8. Ninjas can fight skillfully with any object.
9. Ninjas train 20 hours/day starting from age 2.
10. Ninjas can change clothes in less than 1 second.
11. Ninjas dont smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
12. Ninjas can hide in incense smoke.
13. Ninjas can remove their shadow if needed.
14. Ninjas can run 100 miles on their hands.
15. Ninjas hurl shurikens.
16. Ninjas dont play sports. Unless killing is a sport. And they always win.
17. Ninjas have a bad temper when they lose at anything.
18. Ninjas always cut off the winner's head before they have time to gloat which is why ninjas never lose.
19. Ninjas lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, a ninja will lie anyway.
20. Ninjas always land on their feet. If they dont have feet they will land on their nubs.
21. Ninjas dont eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
22. Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Curves are for girls.
23. Ninjas can breath underwater anytime they want.
24. Ninjas can remove a spleen in one swift motion.
25. Ninjas never wear headbands with the word ninja printed on them.
26. Ninjas go anywhere they want instantly.
27. Ninjas kill themselves if they make a noise.
28. Ninjas can split planks vertically with their nose.
29. A Ninja invented the internet, skateboarding, and the wheel... twice.
30. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into a Ninja.
31. Ninjas always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.
32. A Ninja can churn butter by roundhouse kicking a cow to make the butter come straight out.
33. A Ninja can actually roundhouse kick you into yesterday.
34. If a Ninja roundhouse kicks you, you will die. If the Ninja were to miss you(which never happens) with theroundhouse kick, the wind behind the kick would tear out your pancreas.
35. Ninjas have cool words like Seppuku.
36. Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.
37. A Samurai is NOT a Ninja.
38. Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT Ninjas.
39. If you see a Ninja, he is NOT a Ninja.
40. Ninjas can kill 2 stones with one bird.
41. Ninjas do not sleep. They wait.
42. Ninjas don't daydream. They are too busy giving other people nightmares.
43. A Ninja once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made the Ninja blink.
44. Ninjas ARE allowed to talk about "Fight Club."
45. Ninjas CAN divide by zero.
46. A Ninja once recieved a Hollywood star. He made the handprint AFTER the cement was dry.
47. Ninjas make onions cry.
48. Ninjas dont walk. The ground moves for them.
49. Ninjas iron their shirts while wearing them.
50. Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time.
51. Ninjas gave cats 9 lives so they could kill them 8 more times.
52. Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines.
53. A Ninja taught Speedy Gonzalez how to run.
54. A Ninja is so fast that they can run around the world and punch themselves in the back of the head.
55. A Ninja's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
56. If you Google search "Ninja getting ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
57. Ninjas dont get wet when it rains. The rain gets Ninja'd.
58. Ninjas can crush golfballs with 2 fingers... any two fingers.
59. A Ninja can win a game of Connect Four in only ONE move.
60. Ninjas lack any personality unless you consider killing or stealth personality traits.
61. When Ninjas do pushups, they don't push themselves up. Instead they push the world down.
62. Ninjas have 2 speeds... Walk and Kill.
63. Ninjas donate a lot of blood to the Red Cross, just not their own.
64. Ninjas sometimes have pets. That's why there are so many endangered species.
65. Even a Ninja's pet can kill at will with perfect precision.
66. Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
67. Ninjas help prevent the over-population of the world with stupid people.
68. A Ninja can play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and win every time.
69. Ninjas never wet their beds when they are young. The bed wets itself out of fear.
70. When a Ninja talks, everybody listens. And dies.
71. A Ninja doesn't chew gum. Ninjas chew tin foil and then spit it at their victims.
72. A Ninja can slam a revolving door.
73. Ninjas are the reason Waldo is hiding.
74. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is a Ninja.
75. The grass is always greener on the other side, except where a Ninja has been standing. There it is soaked withblood.
76. A Ninja can punch clear through to your soul.
77. A Ninja's fist is the quickest way to a man's heart.
78. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but a Ninja beats all 3 at the same time.
79. Most people fear the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper fears the Ninja.
80. The Boogeyman always checks under his bed and in his closet for Ninjas before going to bed.
81. Ninjas are completely self-sufficient.
82. If at first you don't succeed, you're NOT a Ninja.
83. Q: How many Ninjas does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. A Ninja prefers to kill in the dark.
84. Ninjas' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white Ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek anddestroy.
85. A Ninja once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
86. When a Ninja wants an egg he cracks open a chicken.
87. A Ninja never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. A Ninja's enemies never go to the dentistbecause they have no teeth.
88. A Ninja's hair will typically kill an average of 5 people before hitting the floor and disapearing.
89. The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind a Ninja in a movie theater and forgets to turn off theircell phone.
90. A Ninja doesn't see dead people. A Ninja makes people dead.
91. Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze. A Ninja asks for a body bag.
92. The square root of a Ninja is pain. Do not try to square a Ninja. The result is death!
93. If you work in an office with a Ninja, don't ask the Ninja for his three-hole-punch.
94. Mr. T pities the fool. A Ninja rips the fool's head off.
95. If a Ninja wants your opinion, it will be beaten out of you.
96. 182,000 Americans die from Ninja-related incidents every year.
97. A Ninja can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
98. A man once claimed a Ninja kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false. No one could survive itthe first time.
99. A Ninja can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed
of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch,you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
100. They once made Ninja toilet paper, but there was a problem...it wouldn't take shit from anyone.
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!
Rocker,Mosher
85%
Goth
80%
Prepy
70%
Trendy
45%
Emo
40%
Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev
35%
Skater
15%
WhatGroup Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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Your connection withdarkness is because you are evil. Yes, dear quiztaker, you have evil within you. Lots of it (apparently...). What makes youdifferent from the rest of the results is that your darkness have grown evil. I'm guessing you are a sadistic person too.Most, if not all, people on this earth, according to you, doesn't deserve to live like they do and be happy. No, you want tosee them at your feet, obeying you until they die. You are not a people person, unless they function as your subordinates,and you look down on everyone else... Lonely on the top, eh? But truly, you most likely have lost yourself along the way,and decided to adapt to a new you; chosing this so called "evil". Or you try to see yourself as evil to simplyfy matters,when in fact you carry much more depth than that, even if you would commit to morally wrong acts.
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