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About Me

Our ZeitGeist will collapse like a house of cards I'm like, this guy..y'know? I'm German, and Irish, ay? I like Germany and Ireland I own things. I enjoy stuff, and I've been looking into the possibilities that miscellany has to offer. I listen to alot of George Carlin, and John Cleese. I like A wide variety of musicI have a road motorcycle (SR 250) (see pics) My Father is the proprietor of a motorcycle shop. (cycleops I like to ride motorcycles... IHateThem!ILoveThem!IHateANDLoveThem! Layout by: Myspace Layouts Creator

My Interests

GERMANY! GIRLS (some of them are German too!) GUNS (Yep. Alot of those are also German-Take HNK for example, or Walther.) Motorcycles...but those have gotten pretty boring. A growing hatred for organized religion.

I'd like to meet:

Albert Speer George Carlin! Donitz, Schirach, & funk Guenther Rall Joachim Marseille More German people... That dead guy who USED TO groom an impeccable mustache Eicca Toppinen Till Lindemann Richard Krupse Robbyn Williams Joe Strummer Mila Kunis Frank Zappa (but he's dead now) John Cleese Erik Idle Gramn Chapman - But he's been dead awhile Will Smith

Music:

Lunikoff Landser APOCALYPTICA Ramms+ein The Clash Primus Cake YES Frank Zappa Dread Zeppelin Wall of voodoo Dire Straights Aerosmith B.O.C Ministry Primus They Might Be Giants Jethro Tull Doors Berlin Alice Cooper was not was rob zombie white zombie Sic Art Countershaft BloodHound Gang Harry nissin AC^DC Led Zeppelin Murrey Head Steeler's Wheel The Star Wars Theme doobie brothers the Beatles Blondie devo Oingo Boingo weird Al REM Pink Floyd Roger Waters Peter Schilling CAKE Disco (all) Green Jello Green jelly The Clash Jim Morrison The Offspring ZZ Top Marlyn Manson

Movies:

"The great Escape" (1962, full color, 172mins) "Boondock Saints" (1999, 115 mins) "snatch" (2005, 128mins) any of quentin terrintino's fine works of art "antz" (1997) "resivior dogs" (1990) "28 days later" (2004) "history of the world part I" (1981) "caveman" (1980) "James Bond" (1967) "spaceballs" (1985) "serenity" (2005) "event horizon" (2005) "batman beguins" (2006) "behind enemy lines" (2001) "Dogma" (1999) "Hoodwinked" (2006) "Kelly's Heroes" (1971) "Battle Royale" (2003) "Enemy at the gates" (1990's) "man of la mancha" (1968) "Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels" (1997) "Stalingrad" (1990) "Platoon" (1984) "willard" (2005)

Computer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eA3XCvrK90

Television:

I don't watch that shit.
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Books:

"HESS" (1968) and other WW2 books (1945-present) "brain droppings" by george carlin (1999) "full metal alchemist" (2002-present-It's a series) "ROMMEL" (ballentine books, 1953) "Horrido" (Bantam war books, 1979)

Heroes:

George Carlin Erich Hartmann Rudolph Hess Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe Robbyn Williams Gerhardt "Gerd" Barkhorn Grandpa Meunster Irwin ROMMEL!!! Danny Elfman Adolf Galland Joachim Marsiell Geunther Rall Willi Messerschmidt Baron Manfred Von Richthoffen Bismark

johannes "The Spaz" Scheffer
PEOPLE WASTED: one-thousand and twelve
Car Bombs Planted: twenty-two
Favorite Weapon A Fucking AA12 Automatic SHOTGUN
Arms Broken: Fifteen
SKULLFUCK COUNT: Twenty Six
Cut his nuts Off: Three
Biggest Enemy: Government Man come from the Government
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My Blog

The Island 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQpn3ztMtug A story I and JR wrote. Video, pics and voices by Mellisa "Melly" Gatto....
Posted by ELVIS TRIGGER on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:20:00 PST

body in a woodchipper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buwADnEPipk OH YEAH...
Posted by ELVIS TRIGGER on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:40:00 PST

Barack Hussein Obama and his place in the world

Biden wants to take everyone's firearms. This should disqualify him from becoming VicePresident or holding any public office. Before his nomination of Biden to be his running mate, Obama actually scar...
Posted by ELVIS TRIGGER on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:31:00 PST

The reflecting god

"The Reflecting God" Your world is an ashtray We burn and coil like cigarettes The more you cry your ashes turn to mud It's the nature of the leeches, the virgin's Feeling cheated You've only spent a ...
Posted by ELVIS TRIGGER on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:17:00 PST

FUN WITH DEAD PEOPLE

The more people that die, the more fun it is for everyone...EXPLOSIONS ARE FUN!!! I mean think about it... The closer the explosion is to your house, THE MORE FUN IT IS! If you hear "An explosion kill...
Posted by ELVIS TRIGGER on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:26:00 PST

GET YOUR GUNN!

"Get Your Gunn" Goddamn your righteous hand I eat innocent meat The housewife I will beat The prolife I will kill What you won't do I will I bash myself to sleep What you sow I will reap I scar myself...
Posted by ELVIS TRIGGER on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:08:00 PST

Dead Guy

Dead GuyAnother day, another knife in the backIt's happened so many times, I stopped tryin to keep trackYou're stuck stickin' it in, you're stuck stickin' it inTake it up to the hilt to cover up...
Posted by ELVIS TRIGGER on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:52:00 PST

Hero

HEROThey Get you ready to fight The fuse is ready to blowYou shoot to kill on sightThey call you GI joeYou never wanted to stop the smell of burning fleshThe hero marches aloneAcross the highway of de...
Posted by ELVIS TRIGGER on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:25:00 PST

Commodity Sodomy Glass Autonomy...

TV II - Tell me Somthing I don't know Show me somthing I can't use &nb sp; Push the but...
Posted by ELVIS TRIGGER on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:10:00 PST

I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars...

I've never wanted to do this for a living...I...I...I've always wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! (music starts)Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers ofbritish columbia! The brow...
Posted by ELVIS TRIGGER on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST