The Dude - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a 1 year old beagle/yellow Lab mix. I live in Aspinwall, PA with my Mom and Dad(Don't worry, bitches, they don't mind if we hump) My mom picked me and my dad wanted some dumb boxer bitch, for which I still hold some hidden resentment towards him. (Which I show by eating his hats), but Dad named me. I love to destroy things...my goal in life is to get my paws on my mom's 4 foot stuffed Elmo.

My Interests

treats, toys, licking things, chewing things, humping my blanket, playing with my hot ass girlfriend next door (who my mom and Dad will never let me be with), and cuddling with my best friend Jon Rent

I'd like to meet:

Bitches in heat

Music:

Brett Pecco (he's so dreamy)

Movies:

The Big Lebowski

Television:

Animal Planet, Music Choice Jazz Channel. (My dad is always watching that "Dog Whisperer" jerk, I hate that guy)

Books:

Can't read...(duh!)

Heroes:

My namesake, Jeff Bridges in the Big Lebowski and Joe Busdat, he's a musical genius