If he's a super advanced robot why does he turn into a piece of crap camaro? |
I have 2 complaints.Transformers, although hideously creative with their special effects, had dialogue so dumbed down I wanted to jab a fork in my ear and crush my eardrums. Sadly, all I had was a st...
Posted by Bruce Lee-ah on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:13:00 PST |
Would the owner of a white station wagon please go f*** yourself? |
This blog is totally meaningless. I'll sum it up for you before you read it. Today I was sad, so feel bad for me and buy me stuff. The end.Actual blog:The wear of distance is setting in and I just ...
Posted by Bruce Lee-ah on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST |
An Ode to Emma Alice Pogliano |
Today my ipod has died a non-temporary death. I'm overcome with guilt because I left her at home since she's been acting fragile and testy lately. I wasn't even there to comfort her as the last of h...
Posted by Bruce Lee-ah on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:29:00 PST |
Sexy Pasta |
I needed to immortalize how provocative my pasta was today. I can't eat meat cause it's FRY-DAY, and you will burn in HELL if, on this day, you're a non-practicing, meat-eating, catholic who didn't gi...
Posted by Bruce Lee-ah on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:13:00 PST |
Days of our Oprah's General Hospital Passions |
Well, I'm sick again and being sick for the 2nd time in 3 weeks has made me realize 2 things.1) There is NOTHING on tv during the daytime except soap operas and do-it-yourself shows. This only reaff...
Posted by Bruce Lee-ah on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:55:00 PST |
And on the 3rd Day God Created "The Bitch" |
It's day 3 of "adult" life and I'm ready to call it quits.
Overcoming my claustrophobia so I can smash in between people who are red faced and sweating in their winter clothes is enough to...
Posted by Bruce Lee-ah on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST |
Le Working Girl |
I threw the french in there for you Dan. Le is French right?So, after having a wonderful weekend, partying, meeting new people, and doing touristy crap that is ONLY fun the first time around, and in t...
Posted by Bruce Lee-ah on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST |
Santa, you used to treat me so well. What happened? |
Dear Santa,Christmas is over now, but since I didn't actually ask for anything here's what I should have gotten under the Christmas tree that my roommates and I didn't even bother to put up this year....
Posted by Bruce Lee-ah on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST |
Matchmaker Matchmaker Make Me a Match. Find Me a Find. Catch Me a Catch! |
Today at the Annual Radiology Conference I was SERVING COFFEE to RICH DOCTORS and a chinese lady took a liking to me. I also took a liking to her, she was cute, old, and spoke broken english, which m...
Posted by Bruce Lee-ah on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST |
We're Leaving on a Jet Plane...Well, 2 Actually. |
It's OFFICIAL! We booked the tickets today. Karina and I leave for Europe October 13 (Friday the 13th) Smart, I know...And we come back November 3. We're only bringing what we can fit in our backpack...
Posted by Bruce Lee-ah on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:50:00 PST |
