Dick

Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? Pond
Pizza or Chinese? Thai
Mansion or Penthouse? Shack
Have you been on a Jet Ski? Yes
Are you afraid of clowns? I am a Clown
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 1 brother, 1 sister, one sibling
Favorite band/group? Napalm Death
Baseball or football? Cricket
Favorite brand of makeup? Revlon
Waffles or pancakes? Your Mom's Waffles
Do you have an IPod? Whats an Ipod
Bike or scooter? Scooter
Ever go in a hot air balloon? Yes
How will you celebrate turning 21? finger bang a poodle
What brand computer do you have? Microsoft
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? 20
Favorite city? Bangcock
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? tapioka
Do you think you are fat? yes i am PHAT
Ever throw up in a public place? yes
Do you have a pool? yes
Ever drive a car? yes
How many times a month do you go to the movies? None, I make my own movies
Last movie you saw? Mrs. Congenitalia
Who is your hero? Hung Wankanstien
How old are your parents? 42
What deceased person would you like to meet? Papa Smurf
Do you chew ice? No I put it down my pants
Have you been to California? yes, in my sleep
Last book you read? Karma Sutra
Favorite teacher? Professor Oak
Do you like to go fishing? yes, for hot bitches
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? 3 boyfriends, 9 girlfriends, 2 cousins, 1 sister/brother
How many of those do you regret? the 9 girlfriends
What is you average in school? didnt go to school
Favorite professional team? Miami Meat
Do you like mohawks? yes, I have one down below!!
How many pairs of shoes do you own? one pair of rice sandals
Do you floss? yeah, I butt floss
Do you have braces? no
Do you bite your nails? yes
What is your last thought before falling asleep? Hope I have a wet dream
Do you fall in love easily? yes
Ever have a crush and they never knew? yes my blind and deaf brother/sister
Do you babysit? Its against my parol
Ever been shot at?
Do you work out/exercise? I exercise my wrists ever night
Do you have 6 pack abs? no
Do you consider yourself nice? yes
What movie character would you like to be? Hung Wankanstiens sex slave
Do you go to camp for the summer? yes, band camp
Ever been bit by a snake? yes, with white venom
Have you been on a boat? yes, the love boat and the Sausage Supreme boat
Name of friend you have known the longest? Brian Belanger
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? yes
Ever break a bone?
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? Aunt J
What is your ultimate job?
Do you want to walk on the moon? yes
Favorite TV show? Teletubies
Apples or oranges? Bannanas
Favorite model of car?
Favorite flower?
Favorite color? rainbow
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? no, not besides my family :)
Ever climb out your bedroom window? yes, even though my bedroom is on the first level
Do you live in an apartment or house? shack
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? 50
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? yes, and my butt
How many cousins do you have? only one I havent married
Do you believe in ghosts? yes
If you were a bird, what would you be? hummingbird
Ever get stitches? yes, look at my pictures of what happened to me
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? yes
How many kids do you want to have? want to have? more like already have 2 kids/spouses
If you could change your name, what would it be? Dr. Dick Hungzilla
Dogs or cats? gerbils
Who do you tell your problems to? my dick
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? my ass
Do you believe in love at first sight? yes
Do you go to church? no
Would you marry outside your religon? idk
Volleyball or tennis? did you say penis?
How many people were at your last party? 2, me and my hand!
Ever ride in a limo? YES, my penis
Ever drink champagne? yes
Favorite dinner? your moms lasagna
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