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THEE ONION

PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE AFAIRD OF THEIR GOVERNMENTS...GOVERNMENTS SHOULD BE AFAIRD OF THEIR PEOPLE

About Me

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My Interests

music, sports, videogames, techno, sleep
Which South Park kid are you most like?
Cartman
You are just plain evil and heartless. Though you're sly, and you come up with brilliant schemes, you're pretty dumb and close minded. Other people hate you... screw them!

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I'd like to meet:

Your Mom
Your Penis Name is: Fat Albert

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You Are 23 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

Music:

Tool, A Perfect Circle, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, NIN, Weezer, The Doors, Korn, trance
Which Sublime song are you?
What I Got
You don't cry when your dog runs away, you don't get angry at the bills you have to pay. You don't get angry when your mom smokes pot, hits the bottle and goes right to the rock. And you can play the guitar like a motherf...flippin' riot.

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Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty, Lord of the RIngs, Nightmare before Christmas, Matrix, Requiem for a Dream, Spinaltap, and the Big Lebowski, Napolean Dynamite
Lawrence

What Office Space character are you?
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You are Uncle Rico and could throw a football over
them mountains.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Television:

South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Futurama, Seinfeld, Sports Center

Books:

Interview with a Vampire, Lord of the Rings, The Inferno
What animal would best suit your personality?
A MONKEY!
You are the class clown. The happy, friendly member of your group of friends. You are very much a sociable person and enjoy spending time with both friends and family alike. You maintain a well balanced diet and maintain yourself regularly. People around you lighten up as soon as you walk into the room. You bring a warm glow with you that is hard to ignore. You are the Monkey!

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Heroes:

Father, Mike AlstottYour results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Catwoman 75% Hulk 70% Green Lantern 70% The Flash 65% Iron Man 60% Supergirl 53% Robin 45% Superman 40% Wonder Woman 38% Batman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Which Goonie r u?

Mouth
You are Mouth, you are adorable, But very mischievious. You're cool, and full of charm, everyone loves you except those who know you, and even then, you get some lovin'

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My Blog

STUPID MYSPACE BLOCKER

GODDAMN STUPID FUCKING MYSPACE FRIEND PRIVACY BLOCKERS.  how the shit are you supposed to get new freinds if you block your fucking profile.  I have an idea get over yourself your not that c...
Posted by THEE ONION on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:32:00 PST

what the shit

Ok, i am looking at people's myspace's and seeing pictures of my birthday party, without one fucking picture of me in it.  i see how you use and abuse my love, you sycophant's.  but, it does...
Posted by THEE ONION on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:26:00 PST

Fuck Up

i have never felt so bad in my life.  why is it that when i drink i like to hurt those that i love through my actions and comments.  now, i have lost the most important person in my life bec...
Posted by THEE ONION on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 10:00:00 PST

WTF

so last night i was up watching adult swim as usually, except for the fact that the network thought it would be cute to switch Aqua Teen Hungry Force from 12 to 12:30, because they would rather put on...
Posted by THEE ONION on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blog

sersiously, i've been on myspace for about a month now and i have no idea what in God's name a blog is? i mean really what does it mean? it sounds like a board game almost, but definetly one that did ...
Posted by THEE ONION on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DSL

it is 3:00 saturday afternoon, and i find myself watching Lara Corft: the cradle of Life. Which is the second of what god hopes is the last in a horrible series of movies. But the sad thing is that i...
Posted by THEE ONION on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST