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FunkMunky

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Agh, you don't really care about me, do you? honestly. you know you don't. You're more worried about paying your rent, or doin up your own myspace site, or that green thing growing on your big toe. With this in mind, I'm gonna do a MASSIVE DOWNGRADE of my myspace, for all my deTRACTORS. Everyone is blinging theirs. It's gonna have nun of that blingy shit, nun of this HTML crap. I'm aiming for Crack den feel with early 80's decor. smell of old socks too. I need a clock shaped like a sun, and also there's going to be some nun to subtle sublimiNUNdiminilimal advertising, (nuns on tractors - watch out for HOT new N.O.T. site, coming soon.)Ta FunkMunky & James Callanan.

My Interests

music, writing, kung fu, contemplating my belly button.

I'd like to meet:

Oh anyone really. I'm not fussy. Let it not be said that I'm fussy or anything.Most important is a good taste in music really, and liking to have a cup o tea or coffee and a biccy now and again. You ain't civilised if you don't like a cup o tea/coffee and a biccy now and again.If you are women, i'm not fussy. I like women with heads. Not into that ted bundy no-head thing. If you're a woman wiv no head, you can f- right off. Not interested love. stop leaving me those phone calls which i can't understand cos you go no mouth!!!

Music:

From the outset, you have to realise My list is better than yours. Even if you cut and pasted it into your myspace, mine would be better. I got-jer-ner-say-kwa Inn-eye?: Belle & Sebastian, The Panics, The Bank Holidays, Institut Polaire, New Rules for Boats, Blur, Editors, Bloc Party, Stone Roses, Hard Fi, Bloc Party, The Pipettes, The Strokes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Pixies, The Smiths, PJ, The Kooks, Stone Roses, We Are Scientists, The Mountain Goats, The Future Heads, Nuns on Tractors, Snow Patrol, Arctic Monkeys, Doves, Franzies, Go Team, Death Cab, Lily Allen, Kaiser Chiefs, Bloc Party etc, etc

Movies:

alright, maybe your movies are better, although Cecil B. DeMille's NUNS ON TRACTORS is memorable for the cinematography.

Books:

Hemingway, Pratchett, Chekov, Tom and Anne have a ball,

My Blog

The Men and the Wife of Aaron Spender

The Men and the Wife of Aaron Spender.     It was 8:15 on a Friday night, as The Wife of Aaron Spender walked along the main road.  She was making her way home.  Perhaps she was.&n...
Posted by FunkMunky on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:31:00 PST

Pun*tu%tion problems

what's up with the punctuation in all these stories I post?!  Still, I trust in the intelligence of my readership.  (I don't have a readership at the mo, but give it time).  Also if I e...
Posted by FunkMunky on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:25:00 PST

A Brief Explanation of the rather restrictive MySpace Profile fields.

Age: anyone that knows me knows I'm old.  How old? When dinosaurs ruled the earth, I used to go up to them and say, 'you call yourselves dinosaurs? You dinosaurs of the cretaceous period are noth...
Posted by FunkMunky on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:18:00 PST

the vicious

The Vicious     Sunlight entered into the small garden with its bright green grass, and the dark green ivy, which climbed up the red brick walls.  Barbed wire ran over the top of those ...
Posted by FunkMunky on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

Coma Boy

Coma Boy     âI am not what you want,â she said, âI am too young, and when I am out with you, I see men my own age, and I wonder.  I donât know if you are really what I want, but I ...
Posted by FunkMunky on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:03:00 PST

Wednesday. Jackson opens the bookstore, contemplates the changing nature of its clientele.

Chapter 2 Wednesday. Jackson opens the bookstore, contemplates the changing nature of its clientele.     It was 8.20 on a Wednesday morning.  Jackson was rarely late, but then he was al...
Posted by FunkMunky on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:30:00 PST