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Gaff

So it goes.

About Me

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My Interests


miscommunication, music, internet, complacency, listening to people talk about things they know nothing about, eavesdropping on dumb conversations, i play the geetar too im no pro but i can carry a tune

I'd like to meet:

People who are quick to judge, do not change, and have no dimensions. Think you got what it takes? You probably do.If you are one of the aforementioned people and that statement flew over your head...fuck you....and chuck palahniuk.

Music:

incubus, snow patrol, interpol, of montreal, aimee mann, elliot smith, nick drake, placebo, jeff buckely, coldplay, smashing pumpkins, three days grace, seether, Evans Blue, chevelle, feist, postal service, Rilo Kiley, death cab, pinback, foo fighters, rhcp, weather channel soundtrack, alice in chains, godsmack, broken social scene, kings of leon, silversun pickups, whoever sings that sky rockets in flight song, mates of state, breaking benjamin, cranberries, nirvana, JEW, everclear, il divo, silverchair, bob dylan, lots and lots and lots and lots, its endless, except for country, some rap is ok not all i dont usually listen to it unless i think its funny and of course all the classics floyd, zep, the who, JP, heart, rolling stones (old not new)

Movies:

fight club, Rushmore, royal tenenbaums, waiting for guffman, this is spinal tap, underworld, altered states, joe's apartment, willy wonka, apocolypse now, courage under fire, magnolia, Obre los ojos (vanilla sky), The spanish apartment, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The bone collector, Harold and Maude, Tommy, Dracula 2000 (so cheesy)

Television:

stand up, L&O svu, mythbusters, the office, subterranean, reno 911, six feet under, The X-Files, Farscape, lots and lots of rot your brain-bad tv

Books:

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, atlas shrugged, JD salinger books, A man without a country, fight club, James Patterson, David Eggers-Best American Series, Kurt Vonnegut JR

Heroes:

you're not getting the pixies-Chuck Palahniuk

My Blog

Self Matters

When you choose the behavior you choose the consequence. Think about it.      
Posted by Gaff on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:34:00 PST

Road Rage Considered.

Here's a brief message to those of you talking about meaningless shit on the road: Get off the fucking phone and drive before you kill someone. The average human brain can only handle three tasks at o...
Posted by Gaff on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:45:00 PST

Admiral Services

I worked as a telemarketer for Admiral Services. The coffee sucked. For eight hours I fooled the elderly into getting their air conditioners serviced. I was a mental terrorist. The...
Posted by Gaff on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:56:00 PST

chivalry is not dead.

In many cultures it's customary for the woman to walk at least ten feet behind the man. Don't ask me why, it's just how it is. But here's an analogy: objectification : America : : stoning : Kuwait &nb...
Posted by Gaff on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:09:00 PST

"I hate chablis", tom whined.

i'd say it's pretty obvious when a pun is intended.   its ok to say 'pun not intended'. because sometimes we dont want to use them but its necessary. kind of like bribes. or nylons.   but if...
Posted by Gaff on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:12:00 PST