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eRRaNt Akbar!

Cornbread ... Ain't nothin' wrong with that!

About Me

ZDRASTYE!

"GoldDigger"

The Scraper

BMW 335i: King of the Russian Roads

Welcome to my self-aggrandizement.com... (this page looks like shit with Internet Explorer, do yourself a favor and download Mozilla Firefox). Please give my ego some elbow room because this is not an exercise in humility. This site serves the purpose of describing myself for the following myspace objectives:

1. Looking cool in front of chicks

2. Making other people jealous

3. Showing off

Additionally, this forum is an excellent tool for:

1. Spying on people from High School

2. Having my identity stolen

3. Enabling Big Brother's ability to collect data

Most people hate being around me when the camera comes out...


My Interests

BMW/MINI tuning

Autobahn cruising at 110mph+

Low Riders (no chippin')
Motorsports (WRC rallye, road courses, GT)

European travel

Stacking chips (Making these papers cuzin')

Emerging market investment

WWI & WWII History/Militaria

Home/Interior design

Beer Steins

Communist-era junk (propaganda, militaria, hats, medals)

Photography/Digital SLR's

Custom automobiles

Video games ... yeah, I said it

deejaying ... although the 1200's have some dust on 'em

I'd like to meet:

1. Mustafa Kemal Ataturk

Army division commander at the Battle of Gallipoli (WWI) who later became a revolutionary statesman and founder of modern Turkey (The only secular democracy in the Muslim world). Check your history books kiddos!

2. WWII veterans

3. Eastern-Bloc fashion models

4. People who drink beer

5. People who own assault rifles

6. People who's religion differs from their family's

7. People that can point to nearly every nation on a map

8. Experts in educated subjects

9. People who rarely watch MTV (and credit it with the eventual downfall of society)

10. People who are multi-lingual

11. People who have traveled to places outside their comfort zone

12. People who appreciate different cultures

13. The dude/chick from Kabul that visited my profile (marked on the map below)


You are now marked on my profile visitor map!Homeboys Manik One and Nate Sherwood:

Music:

Metallica, Rammstein, Old School Metal Bands, Mr. Oizo, Roni Size, Acen, Aphrodite, Pendulum, Daft Punk, Turkish/Hindi Electronic Re-Mixes, Tarkan, Arash, Hamza el Din, Talvin Singh, Cheb i Sabbah, Maghrebika, Hiero Crew (Del, Souls, Extra P, Casual, etc.), Jedi Mind Tricks, Living Legends, Pharcyde, Masta Ace, Mac Dre, Lil' Bruce, E-40, Sadat X, Keith Murray, DITC, Diamond D, Flex, Old Nas, KRS ONE, Jungle Bros, RUN-DMC, Common, Mos Def, Soundbombing II, Mobb Deep, Chemical Bros, Crystal Method, Q-Tip/Tribe, Too Short, Paul van Dyk, Roots, SRV, Christina Aguilera (no shit), Aretha, Sade, Herbie Hancock, Hubert Laws, Charles Mingus, Prince Paul, MC Solaar, Julio Iglesias, Flamenco, MJ (pre-freak), Alabina, B-Boys, De La Soul, Freestylers, Zapp & Roger, Curtis Mayfield, Isley Bros, The Instrumental Ward, DJ Manik, My Blood Brother - DJ Tee

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket! Karate Kid Trilogy, Hard to Kill, Fire Down Below, Out for Justice, On Deadly Ground, Above the Law, Under Siege, Belly of the Beast, Bourne Identity/Supremacy, Old School, Saving Private Ryan, Blackhawk Down, Eurotrip, Office Space, Bowling for Columbine, Napoleon Dynamite, A Mighty Wind, Lord of the Rings, Godfather, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Matrix, Back to the Future, Band of Brothers, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Tommy Boy, Lost in Translation, Top Secret, Ferris Bueller, Team America, Billy Madison, Dumb & Dumber, Spies Like Us, European Vacation, U571, Bat 21, Bridge Too Far, Battle of Britain, Tears of the Sun, The Pianist, The Guns of the Navarone, Hunt for Red October, The Great Escape, Patton, Predator, Iron Eagle, Master and Commander, Crimson Tide, Enemy at the Gates, A Few Good Men, Goodfellas, Good Morning Vietnam, Heartbreak Ridge, nobody reads this shit all the way to the bottom.

Television:

Dave Chappele, Dukes of Hazzard, Top Gear (BBC), Sopranos, The Ali G Show, Al-Jazeera, Deutsche-Welle, EuroNews, Sky News, BBC World, CNN International, Arirang, Fashion TV (Eugenia Volodina and Hana Soukupova!)

Books:

Reference only ... who has time for reading fake shit? I'll take my fake shit in short-attention-span television/film doses.

Heroes:

Burt Reynolds

Cpt Mike "Viper" Metcalf (aka Tom Skerritt)
Barry Pepper

Catherine Bach

Heino!!

The badass of all badasses

D-Hoff

The Errant Ridez '93 to present

The juiced '84 T'Bird on triple-gold D's ... (Nate Sherwood's '64 Impala)

The Galant ES V6 ... unfortunately, the 210hp V6 only came in an automatic, otherwise I'd have kept this ride 'till I died

The Talon TSi I raced in SCCA competition ... yes, these rims were pure utility to mount slicks on ... plus they looked like ass so nobody would steal them

The 5.0 Crustang I raced in SCCA competition ... I sold these rims and tires on ebay and set it up on slicks

The Vette I almost killed myself in twice (145mph on Autobahn and I reached my fear threshold ... it's supposed to hit 180mph if your crazy enough and don't piss yourself when the suspension starts floating around)

Everybody needs a $4,000 European spec 325 to thrash over here (125mph on Autobahn and smooth as shit)

The O-Five Cooper S

The 07 335i w/sport package

My Blog

Non-Secular Welfare...

I had an epiphany last night while pondering the merits of left and right wing politics. Of course I'm all over the map when it comes to this topic (i.e. legalize drugs and collect the taxes, legaliz...
Posted by eRRaNt Akbar! on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 01:58:00 PST