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Jay

I'm making my Famous Freetatas!!!!

About Me

Crazy Drunk Aggie from Houston, TX. 24 years old. In the Texas Army National Guard, currently in Iraq. I love mixed martial arts, women, and xbox, in that order. So what's Iraq like? Well here is a good answer: "Nothing like what you see on the News!" In fact now that I'm here, I notice all the news clips they show of Iraq are out dated. The only people fighting here are the Iraqis killing each other. We litterally have to sneak up on them and suprise them just to get in a fire fight. When I say we I mean the soldiers in Iraq that aren't attached to a faggot ass MP Brigade and get to join the fight. And should anyone from my platoon find this page, I know who you are and your ass is mine! Now stop reading about me and go QAQC your vehicles.

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My Interests

Anything exciting that requires lots of energy, exercise, fighting, triathlons, sex, skydiving etc. Strangling animals, golf and masterbation. Littering and......Littering and....... Littering and......are you actually reading this? I said get back to work you lazy ass!

I'd like to meet:

President Bush (W), Colon Powell,Lacey Chabert and all my favorite UFC and Pride Fighters. Georges St. Pierre. Dane Cook. Squeakers the Hamster.

Music:

all things Rock

Movies:

I love WWII movies and... Lord of the Rings. Sin City. STAR WARS!!. The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Cable Guy(Red Knight's goin down!) Airplane, Rocky, Cheesy 80s movies Anything Clint Eastwood does, and anything Christopher Walken is in, hes the F..*king man!!

Television:

Family guy, Ultimate fighting, south park, mythbusters, the Venture Brothers, AFN commercials with Squeakers the Hamster.

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, magazies: Mens Health, Maxim, Playboy(no seriously, the articles really are good)

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Sergeant Roy Beneviedez, Ramon Dekkar (the Diamond) Look him up.