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Lizzard

Turning men gay since 1981...

About Me

you can have control. of your life, your decisions. but sometimes it's easier/more interesting to let everything fall into place & just navigate through the really hard parts. better than sitting still. if you sit long enough in one spot, not concentrating on much of anything, you may find that you'll go insane more quickly

certain things can save your sanity. licking envelopes. word games. picking scabs. breaking bottles. buffy the vampire slayer. sticking your hand in flour. 80's night. wine & chain smoking. ginger beer. dancing by yourself. dressing up all butch. dressing up all fem. finishing a box of donuts. sharpies. & so on.

pittsburgh's not bad. it's just percieved that way. i would do the same things i do now in any city. i would probably just do them later.

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My Interests

death, movies, random dance infusions, playing boardgames (& rummy!), chain-smoking, eddie izzard, obsessing w/ movie trivia, making fun of those less/more/equally as fortunate as me, being egocentric, watching "sports night," yet hating sports, writing crap poetry/screenplays that no one would want to read/watch, playing the movie quote game, buffy marathons, scotch, laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing

I'd like to meet:

someone who knows something about some stuff... or something. i don't know. how about me in like... 20 years. i wanna meet her. see what she knows. 'cos living & learning... that's such a crappy process. can't i just know? geez. so poopy, this reality.

Music:

msi, elliott smith, smashing pumpkins, 2 skinnee j's, radiohead, nirvana, the gorillas, my life with the thrill kill kult, pigface, fugazi, babes in toyland, rasputina, they might be giants, mf doom, el-p, 80's, def jux

Movies:

donnie darko, immortal beloved, magnolia, when harry met sally, four rooms, bodies; rest & motion, blade runner, slc punk, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, say anything..., ginger snaps, house of 1,000 corpses, the eye

Television:

family guy, athf, invader zim, degrassi jr., radio free roscoe, buffy the vampire slayer, angel, sports night, six feet under, robot chicken, dead like me, scrubs, half way home, sex in the city, taken (mini-series)

Books:

galagoes, hocus pocus, the wanting seed, rum punch, maximum bob, a clockwork orange, grand central winter, slaughterhouse-five, cat's cradle, sand & foam

Heroes:

the women in my family, the dalai lama, kurt vonnegut (wish i could have met him), charles bukowski (believe it or not)

My Blog

this does not concern peter pan

i recently had the opportunity to slam someone for saying some shit about me that i didn't like.  i knew what to say, how to hurt them, how to get a response, all that.  i was ready, i was p...
Posted by Lizzard on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST

this does not concern the sleeping of angels

yeah.  so it's actually 3:13 am .  i don't know why the time stamp is always wrong on here, but if i correct it, it gets all googly.  anyways, i have been home from work for less than a...
Posted by Lizzard on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:39:00 PST

this does not concern mr clean

so i'm looking @ my profile & thinking to myself how much i love the background because it's an illustration of what i look like in my mind or whatever (i'm not being deep here - it's just a cool ...
Posted by Lizzard on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST

this does not concern my generic days off

i've had a long weekend.  ended up having to work like 19 hours on friday & then 31 on the following 3 days, so I felt so beat by tuesday... i slept the day away.  sad.  now i'm bac...
Posted by Lizzard on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:17:00 PST

this does not concern priceline.com

i'm trying to go to vegas.  trying to do the online package deal thingy.  ending up w/ search-for-your-deal-but-end-up-getting-royally-screwed-beca use-you-want-to-be-able-to-get-there-before...
Posted by Lizzard on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:59:00 PST

this does not concern depression

i am tired.  work sucked.  i am not doing all the stuff i should be doing in my life (still a staple of who i am), but i am, however, deliriously happy.  so much so i am not going to sp...
Posted by Lizzard on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:31:00 PST

this does not concern amy winehouse

why is it when i figure out what song what be perfect for my profile on here that it does not exist?  i really want amy winehouse's "back to black."  no luck.  help me!
Posted by Lizzard on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:46:00 PST

this does not concern me @ all... ever

bah.  i need to be asleep.  like a while ago.  gotta get up @ 6, but i'm WIDE awake.  feel restless.  i'm always feel restless.i need to break out of my routine.  but tha...
Posted by Lizzard on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:02:00 PST

this does not concern me @ all

ehhh.  i've been so tired lately.  it's not like i really do anything but work, drink, watch movies, & hang out.  but i'm permanently sleepy.  & hungry.  damn it. ...
Posted by Lizzard on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:29:00 PST

this does not concern me

i was heading to gbg the other day, talking to mike, when i realized... wow, i suck.  i am completely fucking up my life.  i put my life on hold like a million years ago & forgot to rest...
Posted by Lizzard on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:46:00 PST