James

James and the Weedstalk by JDB.Once upon the time their was this guy named James. He smoked bowls all day with his friends Little, Whitney and Michelle. He always had weed cause the grew shit in his backyard where his mom couldnt see. He used bat guano and earthworm castings and other shit so it would grow tall and thick. Well, one afternoon he was sleeping off a hard morning buzz when he was awoke suddenly by his mom yelling that he ate all the ice cream! Well she sent him to go get some more cause she had a hankering for some Chocolate Fudge Swill. James grabbed a big bag of buds and went to town to trade a couple of fatties for a gallon of ice cream. After James made the transaction he started walking home. He stopped to roll one up and have a puff. Well, smoking that herb gave him the munchies so he ate the fucking ice cream and passed out.When he woke up and got to his house he noticed one of his Sativa Strains had grown so high it was peaking threw the clouds. James new the finest bud would be right on the top so he started to climb. He climbed so high, that he was able to step off right onto the sky! (The shit was laced with something man.)He looked around and saw everything was really big, than he saw a Castle and figured he'd check it out.He went in the enormous doors and saw this big giant hitting the biggest bong you ever saw on a huge couch. He yelled to the Giant, (aka Travis the Dealer), hey dude you want to try some good dank shit. The Giant saw him and said oh yea baby, lets smoke out man! Travis had some White Widow and always liked company.They loaded bong after bong of each others weed and told each other stupid storys like the time the Travis got an earth girl to come to the castle and well thats a story for another day.(lets just say it involves anal jell)Anyway, after they smoked and became friends, James asked the giant if he had any Ice cream he could bring home! James traded a couple more buds for a gallon of his finest Ice Cream. James said he had to take off but was glad to have another smoking buddy. When James went home he gave the ice cream to his mom and invited over his 3 of his finest friends Whitney, Brooke and Trista for orgy fun. James thought he was the man because he was always concerned about satisfying his girls before himself. And well the girls really liked each other but James always had good shit and was funny so they included him.The moral of the story is weed is good and brings people together and get sex anyway you can. The End.