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Boognish

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I am the Boognish. The great god that has riddled the world with my plague. My minions are the outspoken Gene Ween and the dumb Dean Ween. The music they play transcribes my words and brings influence over all who listen. Whether you love or hate their music, you will forever be mine once you hear it. I own your soul and in return give you this knowledge: salvation is a farce, the only thing we have left is life.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fresh, virgin souls, ready to become mine. And girls with stacked racks. I may be omnipotent, but I'm not dead.

My Blog

Euphemisms for death

Diving headfirst into traffic. Making a b-line for the afterlife. Taking a dirt nap with a grass blanket. Receiving a rejection letter from life. Eatin' a big, steamin' bowl of dead. Returned to ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 16:34:00 GMT

Well that really...

Burns my biscuit creams my corn yertles my turtle heats my dog fries my bacon sticks my pig roto's my rooter punches my kidney steams my beans refries my beans bakes my beans jellies my bea...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 16:29:00 GMT

When I Shittle Upon Thine Chest

These hated little times of peace and mostly war make for days when all I do is want to go out and torch some protesters with some government supplied napalm.  Then again when I look around ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 09:54:00 GMT

Hey! You! Hippie Scum!

 -7/26/05 Liveween.com launched! This jaw dropping flash site was developed by Amy and Kobi (mrfecespants) and cont...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Jul 2005 23:08:00 GMT

Boognish is rising

Got th' hippy smell She lives in Atlanta, Georg-ay Hippy smell, only I can't tell Patcholi oil, sixties hell You're not real, and you're not surreal Can't you tell, hippy smell She's got the...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Mar 2005 20:09:00 GMT