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david

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Where to start? Right after I graduated from high school I stowed away aboard a tramp steamer to France. There I fell in love with a German model named Hans. Life was perfect, Hans and I were living happily in Paris until he contracted hepatitis. After he passed away I returned to L.A. and took some time to find myself. Shortly later I joined the coast guard, an impulse that can only by explained by my long time fascination with seamen. After a year of swabbing the poop deck my 21st birthday rolled around. The guys somehow smuggled a stripper aboard and we partied like rock stars. All was well until I noticed that the stripper was a tranny! I was actually quite turned on by this and took my sexual frustrations out on a passed out salty old sea dog. Much to my chagrin pictures of this were circulated around the USS Sassafrass and I was quickly discharged from the CG. My dreams of becoming rear admiral were dashed to pieces. I then enrolled in Princeton and studied dance and astrophysics but soon became frustrated at the moral expectations of ivy league living. I soon moved back to Kansas, the place were the legend all started. I opened up the handsome boy modeling academy and dance studio. It has become more successful than anyone ever dreamed! I have helped polish so many diamonds in the rough into highly motivated male models. You can see pictures of some of our success stories in my profile. Life is good now and I am so happy! If I could only find someone to complete me romantically I would be totally content. MySpace Layouts - myspace layouts
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Carrot Top, Hillary and George Clinton, Proffeser Snoddgrass, Al Franken, David Hasslehoff, Steven Hawking, Dr. Morgus, Nelson Mandela, Destro, Insector Clouseau, Dr. Sir Reginald Rhesus, Amazing Larry, Al Gore, Dr. Richard Mantuth, Robert "Skeetz" Ellis, Richard Baker "The touchdown maker", Vin Diesel, Lancelot Link, Richard Simmons, Stanley Spedowski, and of course Ru Paul.

My Blog

The Elections!

Well as you all know I am a flaming liberal.  I want you to remeber to vote Democrat so us fags can finally get hitched.  Those dam Republicans are trying to deport my significant other Pedr...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:41:00 GMT

Vicious attack!

I got attacked by a nasty lil sumbitch, I'll be goddamned if I didnt get attacked by a "Corn-Backed Rattler" the other day while I was dumpster diving, next things I know I got a smelly lil booger sta...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 22:25:00 GMT

YALL WANNA CYBER?

I am so randy I could hump a dead horse....hit me up if you want to cyber.
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:28:00 GMT