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S.A.G.

Carry my bags. I ate 3 Fuggin Ambien and can't lift my arms

About Me

This is where I say something clever to make strangers think I'm sexy.

My Interests

fast money , fast cars, fast women, and SENSELESS ACTS OF VIOLENCE!

I'd like to meet:

Hot Women who are totally nuts, have serious paternal (Daddy) issues and use enough opioids to stop the beating hearts of large farm animals. Please go to the next myspace page if you do not meet all of these imperative character traits. **Shity credit can be used as a substitution**

Music:

I love bumpin Spiritual Hymns and the background music for Nintendo's Metroid.

Television:

CNBC & Arrested Development

Books:

Are great fuel for fire

Heroes:

George Soros, W. Buffet, John Merriweather, Russel Simmons and Michael Milken.