Cal Forest

I'm a joker in the pack

About Me

Most people use this little section to complain, but my life's pretty fucking awesome. I'm too busy being awesome to get depressed.

My Interests

Interested in single nymphomaniacs.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone who doesn't suck.

Music:

Punk, Rock, Folk Punk, Classical, Early Hardcore, Horror Punk, Oi, Oldschool Ska, Metal, Rock and Roll, Some New Hardcore, JPunk, JSka, Acoustic, Rap, and... Asian Disco!

Movies:

Don't watch many movies, I love low budget films and a few decent war movies.

Television:

Daily Show, Colbert Report, Shin Chan.

Books:

Ishmael

Heroes:

My brother, Mitch Hedberg, Bob Marley.

My Blog

Rudy Shackleton

This is not a happy tale, not a sad tale... just a story. The story of Rudy Shackleton.Rudy was a young boy who loved to go to the mall. He was an all around great kid, and loved flowers and happy thi...
Posted by 9 Days Left on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

The Day The Cal Killed Christmas

Our story starts the day before Christmas eve, and all the little children were knee deep in the festivities. Except the orphans. Cal, Dave, and Rob were having a jolly good time, driving around aimle...
Posted by 9 Days Left on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 09:54:00 PST

Fake

Woke up yesterday, shocked and scarredSuburban living's left me marredLocked away from the outside worldAnd then one day, out you're whirledDidn't realise beforeYou're fakeNot a person anymoreYou're f...
Posted by 9 Days Left on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:23:00 PST