anti-anti-intellectualism, neo-primitivism, music, philosophy, art, nature, BILL HICKS, being spiritually fulfilled as a human being, religious zealotry, child beauty pageants, intercontinental travel as a means of escaping the prison of my own mind even though that doesnt work at all, large bodies of water, body modification, mind expansion, mermaids, existential angst, turning down my headphones so people don't know i'm actually just listening to their conversations, doing the robot, accents, making up stories about people based on their discarded belongings, compulsive people watching, finding treasures in garbage bags on the side of the road, farting in your general direction
this woman, so i can kill her. because people this stupid do not deserve to live.