Jaime

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Page, Kirk Hammett, Wes Montgomery, John McLaughlin, Brent Mason, Brad Paisley, Mike Stern, Pat Metheny, Bob Dylan, Weird Al Yankovic, Ernest Ranglin, Larry Graham, Brian Wilson, George Martin, Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson via a pre-1990 time machine, Phil Ramone, Victor Wooten, A. C. Jobim, Baden Powell, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Chuck D, KRS-One, Slick Rick, De La Soul, The Roots, Gamble/Huff, Sam Phillips, Jimi, Eddie Kramer, John Paul Jones, Todd Rundgren, Paul Robeson, Rogers/Hammerstein, Cole Porter, Gershwin/Gershwin, Duke Ellington, Charles Mingus, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Muhammad Ali, Jim Thorpe, Babe Ruth (for the parties), Holland/Dozier/Holland, John Lennon, George Harrison, Paul McCartney, Pistol Allen, Pistol Pete, Carole King, Johnny Mercer, Berry Gordy, Carol Kaye, Bacharach/David, Charlie Parker, Hank Mobley, Albert King, Andres Segovia, Francisco Tarrega, Maurice Ravel, Claude Debussy, Johannes Brahms, Beethoven, and probably J.S. Bach just to say, "You, sir, need to calm down."
But most of all, I'd like to meet you. Preferably where I can see both hands at all times.