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luke

I found out that boobies float... n some 1s foot was in her beaver...

About Me



HI MY NAMES LUKE

.. i live in some reject waste land called brookvale....y they called it that i just dont no... i work at bsc 2 earn my coin... take photos out at sharkies because its like the most nuts wave in all of australia?????? i got a sister that could make me rich...if i owned a freak show... most days if im not stuck in my cave packing at bsc ill b at th beach or seeing my good friend dr ledge wit hoggins 2 try score some epic shots... ps people that say epic r gay n should b shot on sight...

1 day i hope my willy will grow so i could see it... please tell wat i can do 2 make it grow 2 a real boy size.../

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My Interests

photography, graphic design, bodyboarding.... anything to keep my mind going cause it could stop if i don't...or maybe it wont but this litle man inside my head told me it wouldGet Your Own! | View Slideshow...

I'd like to meet:

A Big Fat Dyke!!!!! with more hair under her arms than me.../Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: luke mitchell shearer
Birthday: 6th july
Birthplace: mantown...
Current Location: brookvale
Eye Color: brown as a bum hole
Hair Color: brown... but dead from salt water n sunshine
Height: 5ft sometin...
Right Handed or Left Handed: both like to miz it up...
Your Heritage: ozy german scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: never were shoes
Your Weakness: my love of booze...
Your Fears: that the steyne n rock will take all my money
Your Perfect Pizza: the next 1 when im drunk
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get so drunk that i dont wake up 4 3 days...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sup
Thoughts First Waking Up: do i have time 4 a pull
Your Best Physical Feature: dont have i
Your Bedtime: just after the sun goes down...
Your Most Missed Memory: phuket wit me bro
Pepsi or Coke: southern n coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: salty rooster
Single or Group Dates: singel
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont like either
Chocolate or Vanilla: stawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: ice coffee
Do you Smoke: sometimes if im drunk
Do you Swear: like a salior
Do you Sing: hell yeah
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: once we meet in a clothing shop had did it in the change room then went our diff ways
Do you want to go to College: yeah going next year
Do you want to get Married: yeah 1 day
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yes but the girls see it a diffrent way
Are you a Health Freak: no thats y i drink
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: no they scare me
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: noooo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no i is ugly
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no havent bin in like a year
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes...in the surf
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: HELL YEAH
Ever been called a Tease: nah
Ever been Beaten up: yeah by this bully called rachel
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: dont wanna think of it way too young
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pro photographer
What country would you most like to Visit: any place with good waves...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: brown... then again how many girls no there real hair colour...
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: not a fatty
Best Clothing Style: would like her not to wear clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: way too many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none i do thinghs 4 a reason

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Music:

anything at all.. anything that i can dance to, chill to... (hardcore is my fav..)/

Movies:

bodyboarding movies.. tension by far the best of them all... anything that i can laugh at...

Television:

the simpsons, family guy, american dad, south park... all the good ones ...

Books:

i wish i could sit still long enough 2 read 1 or finshes it b4 th movie comes out...im almost finshed chapter 1 of harry potter

Heroes:

any one that has got to where they wanted to go in life..