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Snake Mistakes

Some people juggle geese

About Me

I read a lot. If I go out, I take a book. I think books are amazing. One thing I don't understand is people who don't read. I understand not having enough time. I can handle differing tastes. But to dislike reading...it makes no sense to me. I feel sad when I finish a really good book. It's kind of like the end of a good vacation. You're happy because it was enjoyable, but, you're a little sad that it's over. I like to write, too. I try to write every day...that ends up being closer to 4 days a week, but I figure that's not too bad. If you really want to know about me, read the stories I've posted. Hopefully I will continue to post more as I get them written. And one day my plan is to send a story out to get published. Hopefully one day really soon. Beyond all that...I'm probably the nicest guy (read biggest pushover) you'll meet in your whole life, and I get all the good and bad stuff that comes with such a title. Tim will go to jail for ...
Asking a hooker what time it is - then being busted as a john
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

Damn, this thing is comprehensive isn't it? As I've said before, I dig music and reading. I like to write when I can. But not poetry, I'm not good at that stuff. I like to write research papers and opinion papers. I'm into politics too. Especially anything to do with socialism/communism and the Russian Revolution.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone cool. Intelligent people who like music and r eading/writing. An a rtist maybe ? I'd also really like to meet Bubb Rubb

Music:


And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, A Perfect Circle, A Tribe Called Quest, Air, Andrew W.K., Animal Collective Arcade Fire, Art Brut, At the Drive-In, Bad Religion, Basement Jaxx, Bauhaus, Beastie Boys, Beck, Belle and Sebastian, Bjork, Blood Borthers, Blur, Bright Eyes, Bumblebeez 81, Butthole Surfers, Cake, Captured! by Robots, The Cars, Cat Power, The Chemical Brothers, Chocolate Genius, The Clash, CocoRosie, Crashtest Dummies, The Cure, Cursive, Daddy Yanee, Daft Punk, Damien Rice, Dangerdoom, The Decemberists, Dead Can Dance, Descendents, Devendra Banhart Devo, The Distillers, Dizzee Rascal, DJ/Rupture, The Doors, Dr. Ocatagon, Dungeon Family, Duran Duran, Dynamite Hack, Eagles of Death Metal, El-P, Elastica, Electric Six, The Ex, Fatboy Slim, The Fiery Furnaces, Firewater, Fischerspooner, Foo Figters, Four Tet, Franz Ferdinand, Fugazi, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Gorillaz, Groove Armada, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Hieroglyphics, Hot Hot Heat, Interpol, INXS, Jethro Tull, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Junior Senior, K-os, Kings of Convenience, The Kinks, Kraftwerk, Ladytron, Lo-Fidelity Allstars, Lyneyrd's Innards, Madness, The Mars Volta, Mash, The Matches, Matisyahu, Melissa Auf der Maur, MF Doom, Mission of Burma Missy Elliot, Moby, Modest Mouse, Moldy Peaches Molotov, Nerf Herder, The New Pornographers, Nikka Costa, Operation Ivy, Outkast, Pink Floyd, The Polyphonic Spree, The Postal Service, Primus, Prodigy, Public Enemy, Pulp, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rancid, The Ravonettes, Reel Big Fish, Ryan Adams, The Shins, Sigur Ros, The Siren Six, Skankin' Pickle, Sonic Youth, Sparta, Spoon Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stephen Malkmus,The Strokes, Sufjan Stevens, System of a Down, The Talking Heads,The Thermals, They Might Be Giants, Timo Maas, Tool, TV on the Radio The White Stripes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Movies:

I'm not a huge movie buff. . .The Shining, The Seven Samurai, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Napoleon Dynamite, The Exorcist, The Big Lebowski, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force , Sifl and Ollie, The Boondocks , Twilight Zone, Sports Center

Books:

The Remains of the Day, The Fountainhead, Rats, Dune, The Number One Ladies Detective Agency, The Jungle, The Heart of the Matter, Julius Caesar, King Lear, The Dark Tower Series, Cracking India, Imperial Ambitions, The Woman in the Dunes, Children Playing before a Stature of Hercules, The Clumsiest People in Europe, Nickle and Dimed, The Great Influenza, Love in the Time of Cholera. .and the list goes on.

Heroes:

oooh. . this is tough. My cousin Ann, my grandma, I'm not sure who else.

My Blog

I wasn't down. I just wasn't smiling at you

All I want is to be a mildly famous writer, have my own place with a hot girlfriend who will cook and clean for me and not cause any drama, and a job that will add some interesting stories to my life....
Posted by Snake Mistakes on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:12:00 PST

Been Spittin' Enough Lightnin' to Rock Shock the Boogie Down to Brighton

This is the second half of my story.  Enjoy!They continued to talk often while they were apart over the next couple weeks, and he continued to tell his friends about her, and soon a problem arose...
Posted by Snake Mistakes on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:24:00 PST

The Truth I Write is So Cold It Will Freeze My Pen

OK, alert, this is long. This is part of a story, I wrote. I hope there are no major spelling errors or anything. I didn't check it too closely. I posted the end part once already, so here is more...
Posted by Snake Mistakes on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:28:00 PST

Building skyscrapers in the basement

It's been a long time since I've posted a blog on here.  So...now I'm doing it.  Not a lot of news, just working and stuff.  Trying to find time for all the hot babes...I shaved.  ...
Posted by Snake Mistakes on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST

Get Down Lover

wow, it's been over a month. Life with me is pretty good I reckon.  Got me a girlfriend and I'll be moving soon.  Next week I'm gong down to North Carolina.  That should be totally cool...
Posted by Snake Mistakes on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:44:00 PST

Do I ever have anything to say?

I guess I really don't do anything with my life.  Or at least nothing taht I want to tell anyone about.  I fell like writing or something though.  It's odd, though, to type my thoughts ...
Posted by Snake Mistakes on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 06:23:00 PST

New Blog for a New Year

well, it's been awhile, so I thought I'd write something.  Happy New Year! I know it's a bit late, but it still counts.  I don't have a ton to say.  I went out for New Year's with a cou...
Posted by Snake Mistakes on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 02:01:00 PST

What an interesting day

Well, as many of you have heard, my students have found this site.  I guess it was naive to think that it would be a secret to a bunch of net savvy middle schoolers.  However, I thought that...
Posted by Snake Mistakes on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 02:20:00 PST

something I wrote at Big Boy

"This" he said, flashing his ten fingers at me sever times, "isn't even close to the number of girls I've fucked."  It made me crigne to hear it.  Not just the quantity of women he'd been wi...
Posted by Snake Mistakes on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 02:15:00 PST

I love my family

I love my family.  Really, my family is so cool, and I kept telling them that today.  There is some crazy stuff in my family that I don't exactly like, but over all, it is good.  I must...
Posted by Snake Mistakes on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 07:45:00 PST