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kellymack!!

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About Me


in few words: music glutton and cat picture enthusiast.
brief synopsis in a few more words:
i want to own a robot that will not exploit me or eat all my prescriptions. i buy things i don't need for a dollar, simply because they only cost a dollar. i spend too much time contemplating and daydreaming. sadly, nobody laughs at my jokes like i do. i love puns, beer, reruns, cosby impressions, fake mustaches, and taking pictures of oddballs with my cell phone camera for the viewing pleasures of myself and others. if you're sarcastic i might take my pants off.

if there's anything else, ask chuck or directly badger me... AIM=kellymaaack

My Interests

conversations about everything, being outside, trivia, sharing, sitting in parks, adventures of any kind, taking pictures of everything i see, writing, comedy: sketch, improv, & stand up.
cat pictures, reading, reading, & more reading. fake mustaches, robots, cosby impressions, UCB, collecting music, sunglasses, movie quotes, scavenging for old clothes, books, & records. publicly eaves dropping, people watching, getting lost, second hand stores, sleeping during the day, old hotels & architecture, trying to draw and paint with little to no success.
scary stories, cupcakes, cooking, hikes, the lonely island, impressions, staying up later than necessary.

I'd like to meet:

real people, dead famous people.
will forte.
dalton ross.
blake sennett.
scott garbaciak.
scott garbaciak.
scott garbaciak.
people on stilts.
shane reincarnated.
anyone, but nick cross, UGH.
sam waterston 30 years ago.
in a perfect world: hunter s. thompson and kurt vonnegut.
a real life lloyd dobler.

oh yes.

Music:

“i feel the same way about disco as i do about herpes.”
the sanford & son, laverne & shirley, family matters theme songs, and whatever else this ol' thing says i've been listening to.

Movies:


ghost busters
eternal sunshine
rushmore
monty python & the holy grail
casablanca
one, two, three
you &me &everyone we know
mean girls
the original war of the worlds
almost famous
lost in translation
american beauty
anchorman
can't hardly wait
hannah & her sisters
garden state
dumb&dumber
pee wee's big adventure
shopgirl
the big lebowski
double indemnity
super troopers
hot fuzz
(suggestions are always welcome.)

Television:

flight of the conchords
arrested development
the office
scrubs
the soup
saturday night live
seinfeld
entourage
adult swim
the twilight zone
countdown with keith olberman
curb your enthusiasm
the travel channel
get smart.

Books:

david sedaris
charles bukowski
kurt vonnegut
hunter s. thompson
chuck palahniuk
the outsiders, harry potter, i hate this place: a pessimist's guide to life, to kill a mockingbird, the virgin suicides, of mice and men, kick me, the catcher in the rye, shop girl, the great gatsby, encyclopedia neurotica.

Heroes:

well...my her-oes are: tyra banks, my mom, my vagina, gwambles, my lady friends, amy sedaris, jenny lewis, mary pickford, fiona apple, tina fey & gilda radner.
my he-roes? well they are: my dad, my grandpa. bea arthur, hunter s. thompson, BILL BRASKY! my brother, chuck norris, uncle jemima, phil hartman & chris farley. david sedaris...i hope i can write books as funny as his someday. lastly, the ghostbusters for saving new york city, TWICE.

My Blog

without feathers.

i'm pretty sure a pigeon feather just came out of one of my feather pillows. thats right, i'm living large, i have FEATHER pillows, not cotton like you pitiful serfs--wait, how nice could these pillow...
Posted by kellymack!! on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:08:00 PST

this just in:

i'm the proud owner of sock garters.they were made obsolete by elastic, but aren't they made of elastic?someone explain this to me.
Posted by kellymack!! on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:46:00 PST

maybe its obvious,

but metaphorically speaking, after going outside in the wind tonight, i realized the stillness is a lot scarier than the ruckus. anyway, in a literal sense two of the most entertaining sites i've been...
Posted by kellymack!! on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:51:00 PST

rocket man.

not to sound like a nutty bag lady, but sometimes i really don't think we landed on the moon.the whole idea is preposterous, really. how come it took so long to figure out cars, but no time at all to ...
Posted by kellymack!! on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:06:00 PST

i wish.

you knew when i asked for two sugars actually, i meant three.
Posted by kellymack!! on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:36:00 PST

i’ve been less and i’ve been mored.

boy, oh, boy! i could sit outside and listen to the conversations of the awkward and the socially inept at moorpark college all day. it gives me the self esteem boost that i need. sure, i have dry ski...
Posted by kellymack!! on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:48:00 PST

my least favorite words in the english dictionary.

"you are not subscribed to this channel."ugh.
Posted by kellymack!! on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:02:00 PST

no news to report.

in case you've forgotten or failed to notice, i am the laziest person on earth. there is no greater struggle other than forcing myself to write one lousy paper. on the flip side, it's weird because wh...
Posted by kellymack!! on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:51:00 PST

pity.

that student teacher rendezvous are frowned upon. i have a huge crush on my cinema teacher, but it is oh-so unethical! it would make our mutually nerdy dreams come true, i just know it. alas, i am inv...
Posted by kellymack!! on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:09:00 PST

well.

i guess nothing really makes sense. does it?
Posted by kellymack!! on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:05:00 PST