Jamie

simplicity is a sign of perfection If you know me you probably count me as one of your best friends. i think respect is everything. If i dont respect you , you know how vicious i can be. im not a big fan of whitey. i live in a town where i know almost everyone and it bores me. i love to party im big fan of dusty old bars. im thinking of buying a motorcycle so if you want to give me one that would be cool. I have my own way of doing things. i like it when people are to the point. I was raised irish catholic and it shows..funny clowns are good sexy clowns are better . musical clowns are lame. metal is gay. by metal i mean pantera and by gay i mean white trash. Im fairly open minded about most things but very closed minded about others. I think emo kids are pathetic. other than being a bartender all id rather do with my life is design clothes or write a book or maybe be a cult leader im equally gay and megalomaniacal that way. i have a great girlfriend. im seriously into documentaries and sloppy blowjobs. newcastle is my favorite beer of all time all though a smithwicks or a killians bottle usually does the trick. so if you want to buy me a beer that would be the way to go. i want tattoos but im too indecisive and i would probably murder someone if they did a bad job. ive lived on the streets it was fun in case you are wondering. fish tank tube is for your fish tank not your hair. I want to open up my own pirate bar and brew my own beer and rum. i like to sleep until the late after noon and if youve ever been out with me you know i party like a rockstar. I think slc punk was a shitty movie. I can be seriously nerdy sometimes but its ok itll make you lust after me. i wont every pay for drugs and im the guy who dates strippers because he feels bad for them. I use the word cunt like its punctuation. I eat meat but i cant make my self feel bad about it even though i should. Whatever happened you probably deserved it. Im usually optimistic and people find it hard to feel bad around me. i make skanks cry. i wont take you seriously ever but thats ok. im bored with people easily and would rather meet new people rather than hang out with the same click over and over again. i dont sleep alot. i AM mister ive been there and done that. a bottle of whiskey and a firearm are my favorite gifts. but ill take a six pack and some fireworks. id like there to be a revolution but i think communists are just hippies with little red books . ive probably made fun of you but its all in good fun . halloween if my favorite holiday because of all the drunken costume sex. thats why i always go as frankenpenis. i think smart and powerful people are sexy. if i care what you think it must be an off day. i guess thats just me Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts