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Fukn A....N.R.B!

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About Me

My name is Alex, at the moment i am doing camp america in North Carolina. Then i plan to travel anywhere! No plans yet, so hit me up if you're about and i'll see what i can do. Apart from that, this is my life so far...enjoy.
TANOREXIA Symptoms include intense anxiety if a session of tanning is missed. Competition among peers to see who can get the darkest tan can cause additional anxiety. Frustration about the color of their skin and their perceived inability to get 'a good tan'.
I love sitting on the toilet, it’s my me time. Just get to relax and chill. I HATE side saddlers!!! You need your own space whilst laying cable. Understand that shit fool!
Also I have a theory on drinking alcohol and why people seem to get smarter....or at least they think they do. It goes as follows:
Its basically called "The Herd" theory, where the saying is "a herd is only as fast as its slowest members".
So if you have a herd of buffalo (the brain cells) and they are running through the plains of Africa (your brain space) and are being chased by a lion (the alcohol) then the slowest animals get culled first, thus making the herd run faster.
So the more you drink, the more slow brain cells you kill meaning your brain will work faster and more efficiently, making you smarter. So the more drunk you get the smarter you get and more successful you will be. :-)
Feel like a chin wag? msn = [email protected]

My Interests

Mates and family, bodyboarding, footy and other things.

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I'd like to meet:

Someone rich so i can kiss arse and then they will put me in their will...that would be super.

Your Porn Star Name Is...
Big Al Rod

Music:

I listen to Triple J coz i fucking hate commercial faggot dj's!
If i wanted to play the absolute fuck out of a song id go buy the single and put it on repeat. But yeh, shit that sounds good...kinda like yodelling.

Movies:

Theres a couple

Television:

The Simpsons, Entourage, The Family Guy

Books:

Wheres Wally and Scar Tissue

Heroes:

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.