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jimmireal

Dubya is for War

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: digz
Birthday: 4/7/81
Birthplace: Bangor mutha fuckin Maine -Holla!
Current Location: Silver city aka Meriden Ct
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty and that makes me cooler than you
Your Heritage: i was born a poor black child but now im a poor white boy
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans- two of them
Your Weakness: are you threatening me?
Your Fears: fear itself like i'm suppoesed to
Your Perfect Pizza: a creation matt made b4 dominos canned his ass, it had banana peepers and a whole bunch o crap on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get back into school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: L FUCKING O FUCKING L
Thoughts First Waking Up: man its hard to be a gangsta
Your Best Physical Feature: my fingerprints
Your Bedtime: when im done hustlin' beyotch
Your Most Missed Memory: if a memory is missing i dont remember it frickin trick questions
Pepsi or Coke: the choice of a new generation
MacDonalds or Burger King: yeah ummm not so much... shlubway is da shiz
Single or Group Dates: single i spose, the only group date i ever went on, the dj got put in the paddywagon and i got to taste pepper spray and i didnt even do anything wrong
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: any
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla bean
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappucino rocks but coffee is my lifeblood
Do you Smoke: not a chance
Do you Swear: absolutely not mutha fucker
Do you Sing: like a friggin angel ok not really
Do you Shower Daily: yep, gotta wash the balls
Have you Been in Love: yep reese is way dope
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: sho nuff
Do you belive in yourself: i do, i believe that i am regretting this survey, holy long!
Do you get Motion Sickness: never but puking is always a great time
Do you think you are Attractive: nope but your mom says im cute
Are you a Health Freak: yeah im a damn granola head granola and fries- breakfast of champions
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument: ive mastered the nose harp and i dabble in guitfiddle bass and drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sure have
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: god i hope not
In the past month have you gone on a Date: went to hops last wednesday with the future mrs
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately but it beats walmart
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box, they go straight to my hips
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah mmm sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: no unfortunately
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope i dont want you to see my tiny wiener
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the hearts of millions
Ever been Drunk: gawd yes
Ever been called a Tease: nope im a go getter
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, are you a cop?
How do you want to Die: i want to stop breathing then hopefully my heart will stop and my brain will shut down
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: older and richer
What country would you most like to Visit: holland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green/brown
Favourite Hair Color: hmmm
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than moi
Weight: not a hippo
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: more than i care to admit
Number of CDs I own: 600 at last count
Number of Piercings: used to have the nips and ears
Number of Tattoos: one and a half, i got the other half burned off with a spoon and a candle, thanks dave
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lots
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My Interests

reese is pretty rad (love you), friends from the stomping grounds that i don't ever get to see, im a devoted and completely loyal employee of severance trucking (and im totally not just saying that because of the slave thing),shady my best yahoo buddy, my gti. even tho its slower than a WRX (jare) its still the dopest ride on the planet... guitars, the whole recording thang cuttin phat beats and spittin dope rhymes, well not so much of the b-boy stuff... the blue angels (saw em twice good shiz)

I'd like to meet:

a couple hundred thousand benjamins

Music:

hmm how many ways can you say SELF? yep those guys or that guy depending on the day friggin rule(s). punk rock is rad even tho paris hilton is allowed to wear a ramones tee shirt and no one has pimp smacked her yet, hip hop but just the kind that doesn't suck- del, MF DOOM, the kibbida kibbida count bass-d, gotta love the blues, guitar would be lame with out it. sometimes i dig the heavy shit but seems to be getting more rare by the day system of a down will hold a place in my heart forever tho.... those guys are so damn great...into weird shiz like 12 rods. fluid ounces are great and i just discovered the C-60s (SPONGEBATH RECORDS bands are the best) and just to represent da vag squad ----- the VAGITARIANS

Movies:

Donny Darko, i like the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy that was good (the book was better), Harry Potter is good too, American History X, the goonies

Television:

im hooked on breaking bonaduce just cuz that guy is nuts... cops is still the greatest and is the OG of reality shows... other than those, reality tv sucks.... pretty much all tv sucks, penn and teller's bullshit, the history channel is good, myth busters is pretty rad, hmmm its been a while since i saw tv but mr show was good while it lasted, beavis and butt head reruns on mtv2 still rule... i cant believe i almost didnt mention kids in the hall or chapelle's show

Books:

hitchhiker's guide, youth in revolt by c.d. payne is one of the funniest books ever, harry potter (i tried to avoid it), and anything by chuck p. the fight club guy whose last name i cant pronounce let alone spell

Heroes:

underdog, your mom, radioactive man, and the guy that was caught on tape putting dried feces on donuts

My Blog

not much sucks more than farting in the shower

if youre reading this, youre one effing sick person, hahahahahaha why would you wanna read about farts in the shower? sicko
Posted by jimmireal on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:52:00 PST

im a ghost

Hey now!! if youve been looking for me, sorry i havent been around for a while but ive had a little bit of a project revamping the casa... its almost set so i may return to having free time soon. im s...
Posted by jimmireal on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:25:00 PST

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY!!!

Hey now!! its been a while since i dun blogged it like its hot but havent really had much to write about. but now that has all changed... i have one thing to write about and that one thing is............
Posted by jimmireal on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:17:00 PST

schmubject

happy friggin new year people!!! hope youre all having a blast and whatnot... drink one for me im to gawdamn tired. 25 min til the ball drops hope i can make it ahhh well rabbit rabbit and shiz...
Posted by jimmireal on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 08:38:00 PST

if i typed what the goddam blizzog was about you wouldnt read the meaty blogness down below

ahhhh Halloween!!! hope all you goth fuckers had a wonderful evening tonight although everything probably still sucks to your punk asses. yeah i got to dole out candy to the kiddies tonight with reese...
Posted by jimmireal on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 05:57:00 PST

blah-g

this is my blog. there are many blogs like it but this one is mine. yep... blah so bored... i spent two hours trying to get a stupid piece of plastic out of my way rad psp. my advice to you is dont b...
Posted by jimmireal on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 05:38:00 PST