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About Me

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Yes, I am in the Army for real. I am an Officer in the Reserves currently on active duty.
I am sure that many people who read my profile are thinking to themselves, "Hey this guy is a military freak - I don't want to be his friend." Well, I guess it is too bad that they label, discriminate and are prejudiced by appearances... Because I am a completely different kind of freak.
Just a note to new friends. If you are a single female and I requested to be added as a friend, relax, I am not looking for a hook-up. I am very married and there is nothing any other woman in the world can offer me that would tempt me to risk losing my family and the happiness they bring me. Most guys never realize that and I have learned from their mistakes.

My civilian job is working as a Military consultant in the Hollywood film industry. I am a free-thinking, educated Sci-Fi geek. I am NOT the brainwashed, closed-minded, killing machine stereotype that most people think soldiers are. I do not consider the GUN in my photos as an extension to my penis, it is just a different tool for a different job.
I am just a dork with military training. I just like to think that I make "dork" look good.
I love intelligent conversation and debate, be it politics or religion or anything.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet intelligent friendly people who are not assholes. I would like to meet Osama Bin Laden and kick him in the nuts, so I would forever be known as the guy who kicked Osama in the nuts. I could make the talk-show circuit telling people how it felt to kick Osama in the nuts. They would make an action figure of me with a special nut-kicking action (and kung-fu grip). My kids could tell their friends that "my dad kicked Osama in the nuts" and they would gain instant popularity...  Maybe I would just punch him in the face. But kicking him in the nuts would still be my first choice.

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You scored as Officer. Officer, your the brass. The leader of the bunch. You have leadership qualities, or you have a really big ego. Most likely both. You know how to get things done, and don't care who you have to kill to get them done. Your a man with a mission and to stand in your way means pain. You have gumption and intelligence to back it up.Hold the line! AND SOMEONE GET ME COFFEE!


 Officer


88%

 Combat Infantry


81%

 Medic


75%

 Special Ops


75%

 Support Gunner


69%

 Engineer


50%

 Artillery


25%

 Civilian


0%
Which soldier type are you?



Your Political Profile
Overall : 65% Conservative, 35% Liberal
Social Issues : 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility : 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues : 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics : 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime : 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

My Blog

Gratitude

I am posting this blog for 2 reasons, First, I wish to recognize some of my heroes... Second, I'd like to ask you to join them. The people of "Operation Gratitude" led by Mrs. Carolyn Blashe...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:40:00 GMT

American Woman

Good news in the KMAJ household.  The woman I married 7 years ago became an American citizen yesterday.  Even though I can no longer threaten her with deportation when she nags me (joking),...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 20:22:00 GMT

Weapons of Mass Discussion

Here is an interesting article that was forwarded to me, today, by a fellow Soldier.  As a Chemical Officer in an Army *Special Operations Command deployed during Operation ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:32:00 GMT

Thanksgiving History

Hi folks!  Last year I was one of the lucky Soldiers who received a gift of a membership to Rush Limbaugh's site from one of his listeners.  Now I am not a big fan of Rush.  I actually ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:08:00 GMT

G.I. JoKe

What the fuck? Over... Hollywood has found a way to actually KILL an American Soldier themselves, albeit, a fictional one. Yes, they are tearing the American flag off the uniform of G.I. Joe for the n...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 17:45:00 GMT

So The Left Was Right After All

A friend just posted this bulletin.  I feel I owe some of my fellow Democrats an apology.  It appears that they were right about Saddam, Iraq, and WMD all along.  Read on... THE DEMOCR...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:44:00 GMT

Hit or Myth

I just got this article in an E-mail sent to my by a friend of mine.  I don't usually go re-posting articles in my blog, but this one is a great read and educational to anyone willing to learn.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:09:00 GMT

On This Day In History...

Exactly 20 years ago today...An eager, young, 17 year-old soldier enlisted in the military...That young soldier, those many years ago, was referred to simply as "k - The Private of Minimum Damage." wo...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 20:46:00 GMT

A Simple "Thank You" Would Have Been Nice

I am sure everyone has heard about the 3 anti-war* protestors who were rescued today by coalition forces.  I've just learned that their home organization has made an announcement welcoming home ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:24:00 GMT

The New Elite

"Cool new people" piss me off. Yeah, you just know that they think they are better than you now that they have been dubbed "Cool" by the Myspace gods. So my new movement is to send random messages to ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:51:00 GMT