In what will be the only one of many attempts to shamelessly embezzle the virgin originality of any given writer/source I may come across and appreciate (or not) I thought I would introduce myself through what I believe because it aint who you are thats important its what you believe that matters. Right? So let the blood flow, Scoop JP style.
I believe I still have friends notwithstanding the fact that many just hates me.
I believe Rei Perez is just my real Best Friend.
I believe JR Abundo is an ass.
I believe I will never be straight until the next lifetime.
I believe it was a mistake to punish children by sending them to 1st communion ceremonies out of their will.
I believe it was an even bigger mistake to be baptized and you know nothing except gerber and cerelac.
I believe Mariah Carey is addicted to Plastic Surgery.
I believe no one can make ten- million pesos by working hard, honestly.
I believe I am beautiful.
I believe my being a Filipino is a misunderstanding.
I believe my english is routinely fading away.
I believe that priests who do not have prostate cancer ejaculate. Shame on you!
I believe that someone will find his true love in me.
I believe he'll soon want to marry me and I will dump him.
I believe that he'll never let go of it until he dies.
I believe religion is the root of all evil.
I believe that some of these things are indisputable facts,others opinions, and some just complete bullshit. but I hope...above all else, that it gives you an impression of who I am.
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