Da day dis nigga stop da day dis nigga shot! Suck dis 12 ich cock!
Life is like a rap song becaus it hit you hard sometime and it go reel fast but if you lern to roll with it you get mo ass.
This last year has bin crazy. I found out dat I growd a kid, I punched a woman in da face at Coals, I throo a plate at my nigga and it made him blind out of his won eye, I got a tatwo dat says Donte instead of Dont and now I rote a story. I am Rodney, and THIS IS HOW I ROLL...
I'm a hustla. Every day fo me is a struggle. One mo' ticket, and I lose my liscence. I'm lookin fo a job but I smoke dat shit all day long. I live on macaroni and weed. I had to sell my fish just to pay da billz. My fav nigga Y Goocha was arrested fo having 2 bricks of marijuana in his car. Now he goin to jail fo real. What's a nigga to do? A nigga got to eat. A nigga got to sleep. A nigga got to smoke weed. I ain't no bitch, but if u fuck with me, I'll fuck you like one. Cuz this is how we roll...
Now about my past... A few years back I was caught running a mexican prostitution ring, and I was arrested. In jail we fought spiders for cigarettes. We were gangstas. I had this big black spider that would always win every fight, so I was a made man. One day this fucker stepped on my spider when I was asleep so I whooped his ass. You don't fuck with people like that. With my dignity robbed I used my bare hand as a spider, I was so black no one could tell the difference, so I continued to destroy the competition. Now I'm out of the slammer, ain't no ones bitch ever, and I'm here to start a new life away from pimpin dem hoes. I just wanna party and chill wit my homies cuz that's how I do.
I just used Myspace to prank some peeps on here when I first started but when I found out how useful dis shit was I decided to make my own account. So here I am mutha fuckas! Add me to yo friends list, I'm a nice guy, and I'm very sexy.