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michelle

About Me


Hmm, which illusion of myself to commit to this today?
CONSTANTS: -vegan-reader-prone to ephimeral obsessions- perverse enjoyer of hangovers-
VARIANTS: -impulsive-owner of bucketfuls of selfdoubt and sacks of grandeur-sleeper-dreamer-populist
Efficiency perfector at work,
Slacker extraordinaire at home...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


"I made out with a dog today. On all fours in the street in Kreutzberg. It waddled up and started licking my face and I licked it back and before long we were french kissing. Well, it was less like kissing, actually, more akin to frantically licking each others' faces. But I'd like to meet a human that kissed that way." -Al Burian

My Blog

your art, my body

Calling all artists!Send me a sketch, a drawing, photo, piece of art, of a volcano, and I'll tattoo it on my body!Think about it: your art forever imprinted on skin...Send me your submissions.Help me ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:30:00 GMT

URGENT!! MASSACRE IN PUERTO RICO, PLEASE HELP!!!

Friends, I write you with a grave concern. In Cabo Rojo, an adjoining town to where I grew up in Puerto Rico, a massacre of 100 dogs and 60 cats has been planned by a municipal shelter and the municip...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:44:00 GMT

Napaholic

I don't want to sound like a spammer, but I love metronaps. Today, after a long night, I arrived at the office with my eyelids struggling to untangle. After a triple grande soy latte, I still co...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 22:00:00 GMT

Riot Grrrl!

 Twice today, a mention of Riot Grrrl and a flood of memories. And an inescapable, unshakeable nostalgia. "BECAUSE we must take over the means of production in order to create our own moanings. ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:00:00 GMT

pots of gold

welcome to the freak show, here we go, here we go... ani d Coney Island is now officially my favorite place on Earth! Followed by Rincon, Union Square, and that quaint little park near the wall in The...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 17:07:00 GMT

Bye bye winter

Spring is here! Time to wake up from a prolonged hibernation, and fold away the blacks, greys and browns. Tuck away the cabernets and whip out the mojitos and margaritas... mmm, spring is here...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:21:00 GMT

My new obsession!

Kappa! And here's why I love it... "Kappa are mischievous troublemakers. Their pranks range from the relatively innocent, such as loudly passing gas or looking up women's kimonos, to the mo...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:37:00 GMT