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Count Stabula

A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg

About Me

"If you want to know what's behind the show
You ride my carousel and enter life's jail cell
Love and blood begin to meld, you've lost the self that you once held
Merry go round your head - awake, asleep, alive, or dead.
"
-Mr.Bungle"I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.... What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day." -As said by Slartibartfast in Douglas Adams' novel Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

My Interests

Video Games, Motorcycles, Music, Art in all of its glorious forms, especially Photography, Horror, Friends, Burritos, GWAR, Darts, Bars, Dead Babies (delicious), Travel, Camping, Food, Zombies, Metal Chicks & Pin-up Girls.

I'd like to meet:

Suicide Girls.
I would like to introduce you to my knife, then get intimately acquainted with your bowels…

AIM:CountStabula

Music:


Gwar, Slayer, Deicide, Mindless Self Indugence, Nuclear Rabbit, Iron Maiden, Janes Addiction, Anything Mike Patton has done and will ever do, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Lovage, Tomahawk, Fantomas,Peeping Tom, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, Cannibal Corpse, White Zombie, Black Sabbath, MF Doom, Viktor Vaughn, Vital Remains, Marilyn Manson, The Left Rights, Macabre, Primus (Les Claypool is a genious), Bigdumbface, Green Jelly, Amorphis, Black Label Society, Death, David Brockie Experience, Dying Fetus,.... I really can't put everything that I listen to in here.... Stab.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (R.I.P. Hunter S. Thompson), All the Gwar movies, Troma Flicks, Goodfellas (lots of gangster flicks), Boondock Saints, Orgazmo, Evil Dead 1&2, Army of Darkness, Legend of Drunken Master (and lots of old kung-fu flicks), LotR trilogy, Bridget the Midget Gangbang, Dawn of the Dead, Dead-Alive, Alien, Predator, blah blah blah... Stab.

Television:

Cartoons, Discovery Channel, History Channel, Animal Planet. Stab.

Books:

Douglas Adams, Dragonlance Series, Tolkien, Harry Potter, Troy Denning, H.R. Lovecraft, Robert Jordan, Too many Comic Books to list. Stab.

Heroes:



Kefka , Mike Patton, David Brockie, Jack the Ripper, My right hand. Stab.

My Blog

Sturgis 2007

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Posted by Count Stabula on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:29:00 PST

Vintage ads are HILARIOUS.

Here are some vintage ads I came across on the old interweb. I already forgot the site name so it gets zero credit. Besides, all credit should go to me anyway... After all, I traveled back in time thi...
Posted by Count Stabula on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:14:00 PST

Sturgis, SD 2006

Mike passed out...Whee, water!Sturgis, SDPoor Buddah, all tied down by his nipples.The 10,000 mile mark!Nice SceneryMt. Rushmore is tinyMore Mt. RushmoreWait for it... MORE MT. RUSHMOREKeystone, SD. G...
Posted by Count Stabula on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:57:00 PST

Video Games

Artist: Keith Webb
Posted by Count Stabula on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 04:59:00 PST

Ren & Stimpy: The Lost Episodes

Ren & Stimpy: The Lost Episodes ...
Posted by Count Stabula on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:09:00 PST

Girlfriend 6.0 vs. Wife 1.0

Girlfriend 6.0 vs. Wife 1.0Published by YAIKZ!. Attu question: what program are you running at the moment?:Last year a friend of mine upgraded from GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a...
Posted by Count Stabula on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:40:00 PST

Superman

My new bike, and me in a superman costume.  I rode around like this... And I plan to do it again.  ...
Posted by Count Stabula on Wed, 10 May 2006 08:31:00 PST

The Piano Cats

In order to raise the spirits of an Italian prince burdened by the cares of his position, a musician created for him a cat piano. The musician selected cats whose natural voices were at different pit...
Posted by Count Stabula on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:17:00 PST

Pawtucket Pat

Take a drink And you'll sink to a state, of pure inebriation You'll be tanked, like the whole, Irish nation When you drink enough, of my beer, You will find this magic brew'll make you're every joke, ...
Posted by Count Stabula on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MOST IMPORTANT BLOG EVER

Hah, I just made you read the most pointless blog ever.
Posted by Count Stabula on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST