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Mexiriffic

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


So basically the only reason myspace is even still around is that some people ("mutants") are just not facebook people, kind of how lazy people are not "spend five minutes and three mouseclicks on a ridiculously simple registration page to sign up for a social network with a much better interface" people. In fact, exactly how. Oh well, I still love you guys, even if one day Maury is going to have to tear down the side of your house because you will gain 700 pounds on your cheetos-and-lard diet, you lazy fucks.
Anyways, if you don't know or have barely met me, I am the smart kid in class with all the travel stories that you want to hang out with, if only because I make that asshole who WILL NOT SHUT UP look like a moron when he (or she) deserves it. I'm havin' a pretty good time with life. If you haven't watched that video I have on here about hamburgers yet, well, you should.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Indie |||||||||||| 45% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


"BURGIN BARRELIN -- WHEN YOU RUMBLIN THRU THE DRIVETHRU BOUNCIN UP AN OFF THE CURB HEAD OUT THE WINDOW LIKE A WET DOG YELLIN "OUT THE WAY YALL!!!THEY ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. DOUBLE PARK AT THE WINDOW WITH A BURGBAG SNATCHER LONG POLE OR CANE? HOOK THE HANDLE, THATS WHATS HOLDIN THE BURGS IN...DONT SLOW DOWN (NOT UNTIL YOU GO T THE BURGS AT LEAST lol)REMEMBER ITS FAIR TO THE LINE IF YOURE BURGIN AND THEY AINT BURGIN"
- graey alien, internet dude, June 23 2007, pixels on website
"BURGIN TUNNEL TRICK --- BURGIN REAL BAD ON A FIRST DATE BUT ITS A REBURG REBURG YALLL ALREADY BURGED WITH THE GAL AND HAD TO BURG IT DOWN SLOW LIKE A NORM BUT DID THE JOB/GOT IT IN YA. BURGINS BACK THOUGH...AND BACK BIG...GOTTA FIND A TUNNEL (TONS IN NYC) KILL THE HEADLIGHTS TELL GAL EVERYTHINGS FRITZED AN STAY CALM..NOW BURG!!!! YA ONLY GOT TILL THE END OF THE TUN...REACH UNDER THE SEAT BURG BOYS ALWAYS GOTS A STASH"
- graey alien, same dude, also still on internet
If I have to explain why I think this shit is hilarious please enjoy this short documentary I made on the topic.

My Blog

To Lucifer, by Frank Paino

And you, most beautiful of all God'sangels, formed from the first ribof sunlight to break the blackbreathlessness of space--what are we to make of your fallinglike a star out of heaven,crushed under t...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:41:00 GMT