"BURGIN BARRELIN -- WHEN YOU RUMBLIN THRU THE DRIVETHRU BOUNCIN UP AN OFF THE CURB HEAD OUT THE WINDOW LIKE A WET DOG YELLIN "OUT THE WAY YALL!!!THEY ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. DOUBLE PARK AT THE WINDOW WITH A BURGBAG SNATCHER LONG POLE OR CANE? HOOK THE HANDLE, THATS WHATS HOLDIN THE BURGS IN...DONT SLOW DOWN (NOT UNTIL YOU GO T THE BURGS AT LEAST lol)REMEMBER ITS FAIR TO THE LINE IF YOURE BURGIN AND THEY AINT BURGIN"
- graey alien, internet dude, June 23 2007, pixels on website
"BURGIN TUNNEL TRICK --- BURGIN REAL BAD ON A FIRST DATE BUT ITS A REBURG REBURG YALLL ALREADY BURGED WITH THE GAL AND HAD TO BURG IT DOWN SLOW LIKE A NORM BUT DID THE JOB/GOT IT IN YA. BURGINS BACK THOUGH...AND BACK BIG...GOTTA FIND A TUNNEL (TONS IN NYC) KILL THE HEADLIGHTS TELL GAL EVERYTHINGS FRITZED AN STAY CALM..NOW BURG!!!! YA ONLY GOT TILL THE END OF THE TUN...REACH UNDER THE SEAT BURG BOYS ALWAYS GOTS A STASH"
- graey alien, same dude, also still on internet
If I have to explain why I think this shit is hilarious please enjoy this short documentary I made on the topic.