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The Klute

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About Me

Klute, The: A rare breed of Southern Arizona slam poet, originally raised in Southern Florida (however, he's not a native Floridian - rumors trace his origin back to Illinois). Abhors use of rhyme schemes in poetry, writes almost exclusively in free verse. Frequest targets: the goth subculture, neoconservatism (especially Dick Cheney), and crass-commericalism. Member of the 2002, 2003, and 2005, and 2006 Mesa National Slam teams (Mesa's 2005 slam champion). Currently on his "One Foot in the Grave" Tour having escaped the Reaper's clutches once again.
TOUR DATES:
2007
October 4: Phoenix, AZ (GRAND AVE LIVE! guest)
October 15: Boise, ID
October 18-20: Phoenix, AZ (Necromancer II Poetry Festival)
October 27: Salt Lake City, UT
October 30: Providence, RI
November 7: Albuquerque, NM
November 18: Tucson, AZ
December 1: Fremont, NE (Great Plains Poetry Pile-up)
2008
February 3: Worcester, MA
February 4: Westfield, MA
February 5: Bowery - NYC
February 6: Wilmington, DE
February 7: Red Bank, NJ
February 9: Ricmond, VA
February 11: Baltimore, MD
March 23: Scottsdale, AZ
April 6-8: Vancouver, BC
April 9: Seattle, WA
May 7: Goodyear, AZ
May 11: Denver, CO - Mercury Cafe
August 3-9: The National Poetry Slam, Madison, WI
Has released two chapbooks of his work: 2002's "Escape Velocity" and 2005's "Look at What America Has Done to Me". Ask him nicely and he might send you a copy ("Look at What America Has Done to Me" is much, much better than "Escape Velocity").
Primary habitat considered to be raves (especially desert parties), goth clubs, and dimly lit dive bars. Prefers vodka, rum, and absinthe when drinking. Is considered friendly, but when cornered, lashes out with a fury not seen since last Thursday.
He's totally smitten with his girlfriend, Teresa - so don't ask him to dance. Feel free to buy him a drink, but remember, he's not putting out. No matter how much you beg.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Good people of questionable character.

My Blog

The 2008 Poe Show

Tickets are on sale for the 200th Birthday celebration for Edgar Allen Poe. This is a "One Night Only" show and will sell out fast (last year's show at Chyro Arts sold out, as have previous shows at t...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 10:36:00 GMT

The Mesa Poetry Slam... TONIGHT MAY 15th!

Mesa Poetry Slam.... TONIGHT!The Mesa Poetry Slam has risen like a mighty Phoenix from the ashes of...Look, just come to the poetry slam. Get your poetry there, not from a Myspace bulletin.Always free...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:42:00 GMT

THE PHOENIX SLAMOFF! THERE’S NO TIME!

Go! Buy your tickets now @ The Anthology Gift Shop! Mention that you saw it at "The Klute"!
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:28:00 GMT

Christmas is un-American

Christmas is Un-AmericanChristmas, for me, used to be a magical timeA time of Sugarplum Fairies and Nutcracker SuitesA time to sit with my family, sing carols,And bask in the warmth of the holiday spi...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:21:00 GMT

Death Becomes Winkerbean

If you're not reading The Comics Curmudgeon you should be.  Brilliant commentary on the immense amount of suck on the comics page.  Having read it, and then deciding to do my own research: ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 19:50:00 GMT

Tucson Feature Review!

Tucson won't get the full travelogue treatment, because I didn't spend much time there. Due to the Thanksgiving Holiday, the organizers were not going to be in place to set up the workshop, so I left ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:29:00 GMT

Albuquerque Feature Review!

I love the city of Albuquerque.  I mean: love the poets, love the weather (even if it got pretty cold last night), love the vibe, love the architecture. There's one other thing I love: the food. ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:23:00 GMT

GotPoetry Live! in Providence Feature Review

Here's the set list:Grand Old Party Peoplehaiku samplerVampire HunterCereal Aisle RacistThe Sandwich HorrorA Word from Our SponsorIt's Not Nice to Mess with Mistress NatureThe Sum of My PartsIt was a ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 04:20:00 GMT

Salt Lake City Feature Review!

First off, nothing I'm about to say reflects at all on the Salt Lake City poetry slam scene, which is amazing. When I realized I was going to perform on the Saturday of Halloween I expected a small cr...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:15:00 GMT

The Boise Poetry Slam - Feature Performance Review!

OK, first off, massive love to Cheryl Maddelena, the Boise slammaster Not only to being a kickass host, but also to being a kickass person. I can't thank her enough for making me feel welcom...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:43:00 GMT