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KEVIN LINDSEY

I Make It Rain.

About Me

I enjoy adventures. I get paid AMERICAN DOLLARS for having adventures of various kinds. I also want to be assassinated by the Vatican.

My Interests

my pathfinder. biblical references to fish. fossils, rocks and geodes. batman. filleting and catching fish. talking about fish. cooper. having conversations with myself, animals and plant life. thanksgiving dinner. seeking revenge. buying and creating art. reading strange and wonderous novels. grocery shopping. shining my shoes. flannel shirts with ties. le marais. eating raw fish. playing chess outdoors. Collecting ancient religious texts, discussing matters at hand.

I'd like to meet:

Randy Quaid, Salmon Rushdie, and the man who invented the zipper so i can introduce him to Tess.

Music:

90s rap. 80s rock. Nothing German.

Movies:

anything but pearl harbor.

Television:

television is for pussies.

Books:

the Old Man and the Sea, the metamorphosis, philosopher fish, the last summer of reason, gravity's rainbow, finnegans wake, the divine comedy, the secret life of lobsters, the autobiography of Malcolm X, 1984, night, animal farm, the castle, the english patient, plutarch's lives, fountainhead, norwegian wood, the bell jar, where the wild things are, the chomsky reader, the myth of sisyphus, l'etranger, Picasso by Gertrude Stein...

Heroes:

Batman and Aquaman. Because Batman became his fear and Aquaman can communicate with sea life.

My Blog

movies on airplanes suck.

fuck movies where a group of "savvy" children outwit bumbling adults. the've made this movie too many times, and it makes me angry.
Posted by KEVIN LINDSEY on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:03:00 PST

fuck mary poppins

she is a liar and a deceiver. when i was 9, i jumped out of a tree with an open umbrella. thinking it would act as a parachute. just like mary poppins.
Posted by KEVIN LINDSEY on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:42:00 PST

THE HOLY, HOLY BIBLE-

The mother-fuckin' Bible is probably the most influential piece of literature ever produced by humans. Many concepts within the bible are ignored by believers who claim to scrutinize it the most. Ther...
Posted by KEVIN LINDSEY on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:15:00 PST

nancy pelosi

i wonder if senators masturbate to nancy pelosi?
Posted by KEVIN LINDSEY on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:37:00 PST

police

POLICE OFFICERS ALWAYS SEEM TO GET PUNISHED BY BEING SUSPENDED -WITH- PAY. "WHAT?! OFFICER! YOU SHOT AND KILLED 3 GUYS?! YOU ARE SUSPENDED -WITH- PAY!"
Posted by KEVIN LINDSEY on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

god damn sunday brunch.

i can never find parking around the time of sunday brunch. which indicates to me that it is growing in popularity.
Posted by KEVIN LINDSEY on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:09:00 PST

GYROS

"gyros" is a word that nobody knows how to pronounce correctly. is it yearos, or ji-ros or gearos? nobody fucking knows or cares.
Posted by KEVIN LINDSEY on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:07:00 PST

The Revolution, anybody?

The degradation of "good" and "accurate" news in America has been one of the most important issues of the last decade, and indeed relevant in the world since the birth of media. The other day, Chris M...
Posted by KEVIN LINDSEY on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:53:00 PST

Saint Patricks day

On behalf of my partial irish heritage, thank you St. Padraic for ridding the serpents from our beloved country. Without your hard work and dedication who knows what ghastly fate would have befallen o...
Posted by KEVIN LINDSEY on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:45:00 PST