My social status.
Hot people, who will use their attractiveness to elevate my social standing.
I only listen to those songs approved by Allphones Music network.
Anything with the current crop of It girls and It boys in it.
Only those shows advertised in New Weekly.
Books are like, way hard. Besides, only fat nerds read books.
Anyone mentioned or photographed in NME, Who Weekly, or NW. Or Famous.