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Matt.

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorSingle, 16 yr old Male. 5" 10, Brown hair, green eyes... Yahda yahda yahda... likes parties, wine and cups of tea.And this is ma crew, a rate bunch of G's... in no order btw... Apart from best budweisers at the toppo.For Starters Samuel 'The Great Hairy Ape/Mate', Joe 'Keiff' or 'the stomach' Megan 'Darling' Kat 'The Slug' Carfy 'Bison Baps' Sam W 'The most beautiful enlargement in the world' Adam 'Crawf' Joe C 'Boss'
Followed Swiftly By... Ailsa, Beth, Sophie, Jenna, Rosie, Mel, Liv, Nasher, Clemmo, Shub, Kt, Emma, Hannah, Hannah, Laura, Sammy, Will, Alice, Helen, Amy. If you are not on this list, give me some kind of hint and the problem will be sorted, unless i dont actually like you, which in itself is unlikely.
Serve chilled...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Don't ya think Stephen Fry would be a good bloke to meet? He's wicked. I would also like to meet the legends who thought of lines like 'this isnt flying, this is falling with style' and 'better to burn out than fade away'. And god. Dunno why, might be interesting.
This woman

Gorgeous!!
Scarlett ;)

My Blog

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And all the people of the lulled and dumbfound town are sleeping now.Hush, the babies are sleeping... the farmers, the fishers, the tradesmen andpensioners, cobbler, schoolteacher, postman and publica...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:50:00 GMT

Tea tea tea... xD

I have drunk tea brewed by the women who picked it,At the end of their day and the start of my night.I have drunk tea after birth and it tasted like nectar.I have had tea with milk, sugar, jasmine and...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:31:00 GMT

International Retard Day

Today is International Day for Retards. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend - just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote Labour or occ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 19:45:00 GMT