Michael Giles Sweeney Jr.

the cowbells are ringing pretty tightly up in this peice. but for some reason it's just not enough. we just seem to always need more of that cowbell. one time we ran out of the cowbell at 4 in the morning. then things got really crazy. we tore up the entire house lookin for some leftover cowbell. my roommate found a tiny little peice of cowbell in the toilet. unfortunatley he found it after he took a massive shit in the toilet, but we still needed that cowbell, even though it was just a little peice. we all jumped into the shit filled toilet at once and fought for the cowbell peice. my lithuanian roomate started trying to eat the cowbell peice but when we looked closer he was actually just eating the shit, his own shit i might add. there's just something about his lituanian heritage and his love for human bodily waste discharged through the anus. since he was distracted by hiw own tasty shit it was down to just me and my hairy italian roommate to get that precious cowbell fragment peice. on that day it was more important to us than the importance of the triforce to link. so we jumped out of the toilet and into our gundams. the battle was so intense that the cowbell fragment peice was launched into a vortex and never found again. but the next day we bought more cowbell from our dealer across the street and everything was all right.