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John

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John
Birthday: 29th January
Birthplace: Leicester
Current Location: leicester
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5"9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish/Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brogues
Your Weakness: to many to think about
Your Perfect Pizza: owt spicy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win the lottery
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit!! late for work!!
Your Best Physical Feature: fuck knows
Your Bedtime: errr im allowed to stay up as late as i like
Pepsi or Coke: coke (ahem)
McDonalds or Burger King: kfc
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck them both
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: Yeah
Do you Swear: fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: Only when drunk
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: nah
Do you want to get Married: one day
Do you belive in yourself: Completely
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: hmmm
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHAH
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if i'm playing golf
Do you play an Instrument: Air guitar!!
[Past month] Drank Alcohol: err yeah now!
Have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: is this a trick question? i'm getting paranoid.
Gone on a Date: yeah
Gone to a Mall: a mall??? been in the shires!
Eaten a box of Oreos: dont even know what they are so guess not
Eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
Gone Skinny Dipping: no
Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: ha hah yes
Ever been called a Tease: no i'm a man
Ever been Beaten up: i'd say it was a draw haha
Ever Shoplifted: another trick question? i need to speak to my brief.
How do you want to Die: errr in a nice way???????
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: old
What country would you most like to Visit: egypt
Number of Drugs I have taken: far far too many.
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: 3 but took them out
Number of Tattoos: 13
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