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CaptainCrackmonkey

On a one way trip back through time

About Me

found this fantasy layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotCommentsCheck check...1...2...Well since I'm 27...I better update this shit. I'm still all deep into the spiritual and supernatural aspects of life. Experiencing new things all the time and discovering new talents. The longer I'm away from all the poison that kept me imprisoned so long the better my control and recognition of what is real and what is not becomes. I seem like a really crazy person to people. Maybe I am. Who am I to judge? What's real though is that I tend to be right way too much for my own liking...about really big important shit. I'm majorly deep into numbers...my head runs them constantly and if that makes me a dork cool. I'm kinda faded, but I'm not writing this shit over so if ya don't like it suck it like some rotten ass funky chunky blue cheese. I write, I like singing and dancing and I despise drama. I don't play games, I'm very honest and I tend to speak my mind way too much for the weak minded. Powerful personalities only and no games. You can leave that shit for the dumbasses who'll drool over you for what they can use you for. Me, I don't want nothin but a conversation. Hoes and skanks, be gone.

My Interests

The supernatural, philosophy, music, riding bikes, blading, sports, videogames, art, poetry, fishing, clubbing, late night conversations that end up with people passin out in proximity to the conclusion.

I'd like to meet:

Chill people of different musical and spiritual interest. No bible beaters, but someone with a supernatural background would be cool. If you lived in a haunted house, we got something to talk about. Someone who's aware or has an inkling that maybe we're not developing as fast we should be and maybe there's a reason (that's right, someone a little paranoid and not afraid to admit it). Basically, life is an idea to me. People to discuss it with would be cool. Get enough of us together and the world might change. If you're just lookin to hookup, then look past me. The world is overpopulated enough.

Music:

Tech, trance, dnb, hip hop, trip hop, jungle, 80s, southern rock, classic rock, classical, opera, celtic, big band, old school, whatever. If it makes my head jerk, my knees twitch or my blood boil it's all good with me.

Movies:

What the fuck is up with all the bad horror movie remakes? Makes me sick. Well, I like gore and horror. Drama. Phenomenon kicked ass. Then again, so does the Princess Bride. Too many movies to name, but I'm also a major Anime fan. bring on the manga and hentai.

Television:

Family Guy, Moral Orel, Robot Chicken, American Dad, sometimes Simpsons. Adult swim overall. other than that...where's my PS2? If I wanted reality I'd go outside. besides...if its' a reality show, WHERE'S THE FUCKING FAT PEOPLE?

Books:

Lovecraft and King's varied works. Jordan's wheel of time. Lord Byron's poetry.

Heroes:

Not really a hero....but I look back to pythagoras. I understand his mind in a way...a very powerful way. He and I shared traits that I never knew anyone else had until I researched his life. He really is the person who made a religion out of something tyrrany was trying to exterminate. He turned it around and now despite all the varied religious beliefs today around the world...just about everybody uses algebra. A faith shared by billions...and most never even realize it...all cuz of him. He'd have to be the most unrecognized religious icon in our history.

My Blog

Kirsty the lying ass ho

Okay, since yahoo decided to delete that...I'll just continue from where it leaves off...oh yeah...the girl with amorphous saucers for nipples.   Well anyways, this girl's a top class liar.&...
Posted by CaptainCrackmonkey on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:12:00 PST

Lying ass bitches yo

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Posted by CaptainCrackmonkey on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:40:00 PST

Sometimes

Sometimes, it rains, sometimes, it pours.  Sometimes though, there's just nothing and you have to wait it out until things get going again.  In that time, you don't have much of a choice to ...
Posted by CaptainCrackmonkey on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:03:00 PST

The Present and Past...eternal conflict

Sometimes I feel like life is just spinning in circles.  That we keep coming back to the same point over and over again and that there actually is no ending...just the energy that drives us in wh...
Posted by CaptainCrackmonkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fated

What are thoughts compared to aim? What are dreams, compared to action? What are we inside this game save objects of our satisfaction? Poets, lovers, dreamers, fools? All aware, instilled in ti...
Posted by CaptainCrackmonkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Muse D

Whenever I feel myself getting confused, I sigh to myself as I call on my muse. I set life aside as I'm getting abused, Simply to speak to the soul of my muse. With tears in her eyes, she asks m...
Posted by CaptainCrackmonkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Saying Nothing Aloud

Sometimes I stop to wonderWhy there's nothing left to sayThough words could tear worlds asunderI keep coming up empty...So as we sit and try to talkWe watch the falseness flyMadness rising; moods gett...
Posted by CaptainCrackmonkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cuteness (for everybody)

I sat upon a grassy hill, talking with the sun Of all the lives my day had filled, and all the things I'd done! I sneezed the pollen out my nose, and laughed at silly me... ...thought to myself, "t...
Posted by CaptainCrackmonkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

27 (for the lost)

I could hear it calling crashing lulling me to sleep past other dreams just as abashing unto their castle keep countless hands spilled over me daring me to dream and then all twas shadowed...the...
Posted by CaptainCrackmonkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

got a question for you...

Have you ever seen a child cry... Or a single raindrop fall? Have you ever watched something die... ...and felt nothing at all? Have you ever dreamed of a better place Where nothing has its end...
Posted by CaptainCrackmonkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST