my mom is a riot |
me: "so, mom, if you knew you were going to die tomorrow...if this was your last day on earth...then what would you do today?"
mom: "i would eat a lot of good food."
me: "no, seriously."
mom: pauses. ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:25:00 GMT |
A Limbless Legend |
Beethoven was a legendary deaf composer. Milton was a legendary blind writer. John Bobbit was a legendary (?) dickless porn star. Maybe if I didn't have any limbs, I could be a legendary cross-country...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 19:54:00 GMT |
