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Assuage Yourself

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



I want to see you yesterday.

Sting so good.
Burn so sweet.
Caress so tenderly.

My Interests

Life

I'd like to meet:

Strangers.
Friends.
Enemies.
You.

Music:

Anything with a blood throbbing beat.

Movies:

Everything!

Television:

Break away from the masses!

Books:

I read a lot.

My Blog

ATB

So you'll go to Texas and Colorado but you won't come to me in California? Why do you tease me so? I promise they won't appreciate you as much as I do...Tiesto, Paul Oakenfold, Infected Mushroom, Mark...
Posted by Assuage Yourself on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

Cafe Life

I find that the more I work in the service industry, the more I dislike people. I hope to never become an obnoxious consumer. And always maintain to be a heavy tipper... Because you should tip me, dam...
Posted by Assuage Yourself on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:29:00 PST

Follow-Up to the Rant..

And no, no one is supposed to understand this post or what its meaning is about. The person it's directed towards will _MOST LIKELY_ never read it, but in the _SLIGHT_ chance this person does, they wi...
Posted by Assuage Yourself on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST

-Splutters-

WHAT THE HELL?!Curiosity killed the cat and it was NOT SATISFIED. You still have that picture up?! It's been MONTHS. I mean, I know it's a fab picture. Hell, we both look great in it. But don't you th...
Posted by Assuage Yourself on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:45:00 PST

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself whi...
Posted by Assuage Yourself on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:05:00 PST

Zomigawd!

Amy's back on teh west SYDE!((P.S, if anyone texted me or called me and left me a voicemail during the time I was on the east sYde... I didn't get it. e.e; My phone sucks ballz, I KNOW. UUururrhg.))Om...
Posted by Assuage Yourself on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:47:00 PST

Criminal Investigation and Such

Anne and I are addicted to "Without a Trace" and "Law and Order."...Cripes.And the techno ambulance and cops are at it again. Kickass.
Posted by Assuage Yourself on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:40:00 PST

Step Up

Oooh. Went to see Step Up today in D.C. Mmm... I love watching people dance. It makes me so inspired and jittery. The human body is a beautiful thing, 'specially when it's fit and bendy. Haha.Oh! I'm ...
Posted by Assuage Yourself on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:28:00 PST

Whoo!

Aug. 12th:Broadway:I want to experience nightlife in New York! I will do so the next time I come here. And there will be a next tinme so help me god. In fact, I might even MOVE here. Mostly, though, I...
Posted by Assuage Yourself on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 05:24:00 PST

The East Coast

Aug. 11th:esus! New York is HUMONGOUS!!! But I really like it so far. Like, I really know where I'm going most of the time 'cause I can find my way around. I don't get disoriented in major cities, you...
Posted by Assuage Yourself on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:50:00 PST