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Firefighter No.1

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About Me


Welcome to my profile!I’m Adam, a very cheeky Fire Safety Inspector, Firefighter and International Diamond Smuggler from the West Midlands.As well as putting out fires, and rescuing poor little puddycats from trees you can often find me participating in the tricky art of biscuit designing. Im also a fully qualified indoor handgliding instructor, and part time Living LegendIn 1989 I was actually killed in a nasty accident involving custard and specialist farm equipment. Fortunately a crack team from of Sea Cows acting under instruction of the Silly Squirrel Corps revived me in a groundbreaking experiment. It involved merging me with a hairy and very angry gorilla called Maurice, a philosophical wasp and some old Ford Escort spare parts.These days I now own a multi million pound gerbil painting conglomerate and my favourite hobby is dating supermodels. I’m currently married to Jean Claude Van Damme’s younger sister Miss “Wham-Bam Thank-You-Ma’am” Van Damme.Lennon my pet zebra lost all of his stripes during a slight shift in the moons gravitational pull last year. He is being sued under the terms of the “Trades Description Act” by some very disappointed school children who argue he is now a horseIn 2001 I shouted “ Boll*cks” and hurled wet toilet rolls at Rod Stewart. This really annoyed the British pop star Brian Ferry. Fortunately we kissed and made up much to the relief of the Bee Gees. You may be interested to know that the chunky welsh Diva Shirley Bassey is my granddad, as is Bruce “the boss” Springstein.For those with eyes for the finer details in life we salute you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Rod Hull and Emu

Albert Einstein

The lovely Rachael Stevens

Bananarama

Natasha Beddingfield

But if they're busy I'd settle for Linda Lusardi, Edd the Duck, Ozzie Osbourne, Shania Twain

FIREFIGHTER NO.1 now at www.fire.org.uk

My Blog

Firefighter No.1 Top Babe Awards for 2007

Yup its that time of the year again folks and hasn't time flown by?. Every February the wonderful Firefighter No.1 picks his favourite babe from the preceeeding year. He then dishes out awa...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:08:00 GMT

Ten things you didnt know about Firefighter No.1

EXCLUSIVE Top Ten Firefighter No.1 Facts For those of you who didnt know; Firefighter No.1:- 1) Played Grant Mitchel's pet poodle "Roly" in 35 episodes of East Enders (until being repla...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:03:00 GMT

The Happy new Year Good Karma Blog

HRH Firefighter No.1, King of All Supermodels and Soverign Defender of Candian Glamour Models (without fake boobs) hereby wishes to wish everyone a very happy and peaceful new year. In addition to thi...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:50:00 GMT

The Stig...BBC TVs Top Gear

Some say he is a nuclear powered humanoid who has a penchant for scotch eggs... Others say he is the illegal thai sex child of Jeremy Clarkson, and that he is able to squash several Ford Transits with...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 20:39:00 GMT

Firefighter No.1 is Learning the Guitar

Yes yes yes and yes again... I know what you are thinking.... you're thinkin' "Geeeze hasn't this guy got enough on his plate - not only is he a hard working geezer, an international legend and j...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Rodney’s Obituary

The Silver Fantail Goldfish Rodney, pet of the Superstar Adam J Lewis passed away on 3rd August 2007. He died peacefully at home with his friends around his tank "Rodney was a true friend an...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:19:00 GMT

Firefighter Numberone Back On his Red Engine!

Phew! It's been a struggle but Firefighter numberone is firmly back where he belongs - playing pool all day and riding round in his big red fire engine!   Come slide down his pole or just throw s...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:32:00 GMT

The Principality Blog!

Heads up y'all King Adam is on the throne! Uh huh yep I did it I offically got my own principality.Adamland is officially open and ready for new citizens! Watch out for the link to my country's own go...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:28:00 GMT

The Airport Blog - The one where Adam nearly gets Arrested

Picture the scene if you will â Iâm at the local Airport⦠  A friend flew out to Ireland on Thursday but bizarrely enough was unable to take his car keys on the plane.   âWhy?â I hea...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:51:00 GMT

The Principality Blog

The Online Principality Blog The Online Principality Blog   Ive always been interested in micronations.   Micronations are small territories often claimed by eccentric individuals as be...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 17:01:00 GMT