Automatic Pervert |
If you practice spot turns with your salsa dance partner who happens to be an unbelievably busty latina that's two feet taller than youYOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY A PERVERT.Yeah, guess what I was doing last...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:04:00 GMT |
Boycott the Olympics? |
So the Olympic torch is supposed to make its way through San Francisco today, but it’s being delayed because of thousands of people crowding the streets. Some supporting the games, and som...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:11:00 GMT |
Pi Day? |
Seriously people?Fuck you dicks out there.Let’s not forget it’s one month after Valentine’s Day, aka Steak & BJ Day.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:54:00 GMT |
Cash bonus |
It was our annual company bowling party the other day.It was announced that we'd get a little cash bonus depending on our high score that day. For every point, we'd get a dollar.Of course, he announce...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:56:00 GMT |
SABADO GIGANTE |
Sometimes I like to watch Telemundo because it's as good as scrambled porn. "I think... yeah, I think I just saw a nipple!"There's a lot of beautiful people on that channel, and from what I've gathere...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:34:00 GMT |
These people vote |
So there's this guy in my critical thinking English class who brings up the DUMBEST fucking ideas and questions. Every time he raises his hand in class to say something, people start groaning and laug...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:35:00 GMT |
New car woes |
I went to the fast food drive thru for lunch today (I spent most of my break at the DMV, and you know how that goes...)I paid, then picked up my bag of food at the window. I was ready to take off but ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:39:00 GMT |
Its not that Im desperate. |
I'm just not that picky. That's why I use the binary rating system. What's that, you ask? You know when you're out sipping coffee with some buddies and checking out the women that walk by? Most of...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:34:00 GMT |
’Tis but a scratch |
I hereby denounce any coolness points I may have earned by flaunting my wicked bicycle tribal.Call me Mario, because I've been one-upped:Not only did she go through more pain, but she has a tray full ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:19:00 GMT |
Living Dangerously |
Riding home on the motorcycle from class last night on a long downhill section. Usually I'd accelerate down it, but I was feeling lazy. I shifted to neutral and coasted down, holding a steady speed a...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:08:00 GMT |
