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Michelle Irene

About Me

imperfection incarnate. Weak. Sad. Pathetic. Out of shape but not the fattest. Not the smartest. Not the dumbest. A personal hygiene regimen that is less frequent than than of many. Some environmentally-friendly cleaning products, but not all. Discount name brands. Don't always wash fruit before I eat it. Sometimes forget to brush my teeth. Sometimes wear the same pants for a week. Several pairs of the same kind of sneakers. Alternately loathing and loving of strangers.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my perfect self. Then kidnap her, and steal her soul.

My Blog

I rule

Nothing, could be sadder, than a glass of wine, alone;loneliness, loneliness, is such a waste of time...Oh my goodness.  I love this fucking song.  I love it without thinking.   br...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:56:00 GMT

uh.

I just figured out why I keep gaining weight, even though I haven't changed my diet and I'm exercising slightly more regularly. I quit smoking! Today is day 40 -- the biblical number of becoming an ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:27:00 GMT

Ill mashed potato but forget the gravy

I keep getting this spam and the subject line is "Look how stupid your face is here" (or along those lines).  It always reminds me of the worst boyfriend I ever had in my life, who would frequent...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:35:00 GMT

how my last several days have gone

listen to alarm clock radio - 45 min.coffee + book (not homework, always) - 1hinternet nothings (forever) + breakfast15 min homework1 hour "getting ready"1/2 hour going to school15 minutes homework30 ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 21:10:00 GMT

superior complexity

This probably won't work tonight because my internet is down and I'm stealing wireless but what the hell -- I'm awake, too lazy to get ready for bed, with a belly part full of cold pizza.Quitting smok...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 20:44:00 GMT

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The spiders have come,spider season has begun.The spider webs are hung,unlike a certain someone....?I saw a spider on the floor, and I knew just what to do,I ran out of the doorand I came back with a ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:40:00 GMT

Several Very Important Things to Share - or - I’m a Bleachaholic

Since it's been a little while, I most certainly do have Several Very Important Things to Share.1. Overheard at the Y, last week (note: what this means is that I've been saving this up in my mind unti...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:28:00 GMT

One man’s thrash

"One person’s thrash is another person’s treasure." This is the brilliance I am buried in these days. It sounds like an amazing experience, I know, but let me assure you that, like all a...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:44:00 GMT

It’s not really a blog

It’s (a link to) an article that I find somewhat amusing / horrifying / smart. Wala: linkety link, yo.Also, does anyone else want to crush the life out of those fucking "smileys" advertised on ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:43:00 GMT

Choose your own adventure

From a deep afternoon slumber on the dirt floor of your hillside hidey hole, you are woken with cries of, "The enemy is near!" Heart pounding, you grab some bullets and start cramming them into your g...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:42:00 GMT