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linda mujer

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About Me

Im kelly. Im lazy. Im white, Tall and I dont eat a lot of meat. Im really lazy. Currently just chillin. I have 2 jobs, one is for my dads auto shop in Orange off Batavia and Collins Its called HWYAuto and They do Tires, Rims, Alignements and Tire repairs. We're open Mon-Fri 8-5 / Sat 8-1. Let me fix your car for you.

I clean. I love eating junk food, breads and produce. a lot.

I speak spanglish and english, listening to latin music. I am working a major in spanish or communications. I am going to a CSU to go to for my BA. I Haven't decided which CSU.


I gotta pay my bills/tickets and go to Mexico first....I like to wink at people and they get the wrong idea all the time or ask me why I do it. I talk/think just like a dude. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooooooooooooooo

My Interests

cooking, reading to people, golfing, kayaking, swimming, hiking, computing, ceramics, celebrities, shopping, make up, racial slurs, beer tasting, champagne, pharmaceuticals, traveling, forgien laguagues, latin america, cocktails, smoking, internet, sleeping, massages, ebonics

I'd like to meet:

So much trouble in the world Can't nobody feel your pain The world's changin everyday, times moving faaastI'm lost in the land with no plan, livin life flawlessWhat can I do, what can I say, is there another way?

Nice, cultural, friendly, ambitious, respectable, romantic, classy people that want to be my new friend. someone that can talk me down to reality. Guys, Have a job, a car (that drives/has gas), a career goal and be good to your mother. and do some push ups.

Music:

daddy yankee, shakira, VIOLENT FEMMES, Rolling Stones, Radiohead, dr. dre, tupac, snoop, beyonce, e-40, PEE WEE, rakim y ken-y, t pain, tito, julieta venegas, de la ghetto, yaga & mackie, aventura, randy, arcangel, chris brown, randy, aventura, wisin y yandel, tony dize, lil wayne

Movies:

unfaithful, kill bill, i heart fuckabees!, hills have eyes, dawn of the dead, 28 days later, 28 weeks later, A place called Chiapas, beverly hills cop, hostel, mr. & mrs. smith, candy, monsters ball, lara croft tomb raider, Walmart: The High Cost of Low Prices

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, E! channel, travel channel, ALL of the discovery channels, cop shows, animal planet

Books:

i like magazines, sexy novels and short stories, fast food nation, the jungle, orange county register, online newspapers, half of albert camus

Heroes:

my mom, i hope other people can relate because my mom is awesome. people should be so lucky.

My Blog

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