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commentsafe.comThe difference between guts and balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do
you really know the difference between them? In an effort
to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
below ....
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
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The One For Me FRIENDS VS REDNECK FRIENDS lick x!" for more PiFRIENDS: Never ask for food REDNECKS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. REDNECKS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REDNECKS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REDNECKS: Cry with you. with the good and the bad FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REDNECKS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REDNECKS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. REDNECKS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. REDNECKS: Walk right in and say, Were's your brother FRIENDS: Are for a while. REDNECKS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REDNECKS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, we are FUCKED UP! FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REDNECKS: WILL FIGHT BESIDE Gotta read the whole thing YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever!